Zombies Net

The humans Sookie Stackhouse and Clint Barton are under my protection. Anyone who wishes to challenge this claim will be maimed horribly.

Have a pleasant evening.

Anyone ever get that feeling that one day soon they are goin' out like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?

Prison, sweet prison. You'll never be Kansas, but I have to say it's good to be back.

Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Eric Northman, the former vampire Sheriff of Area 5 in Shreveport, Louisiana. Some of you may have visited my bar Fangtasia. I'm sure the pleasure is all yours.

I am making my home in the projects even though they're fucking filthy but I have heard of other settlements here. I want to extend my well wishes to those of you who are the prison and offer my services of protection and blood... for trade of course.

I am also searching for Nora Gainesborough, Bill Compton and Sookie Stackhouse. Information on their whereabouts are valuable to me and I will compensate anyone who has information.

[locked to Pam]

Miss me?

[locked to Jessica]

It's time to grow up, little one. Do I need to remove the heads of your enemies or will you start doing it yourself?

[locked to Tara]

I see you made it here in one piece.

I'm tired of y'all thinking everything is my fault.

Ever hear of two sides of the coin?

You up for that chat now that you're out of harm's way?

Hello, I'm Connor.

I wish to express my apologies to anyone I scared while I was not in control of myself. As you all may know now I was unfortunately possessed by my brother, Lucifer. He has since been sent packing back to Hell. Only some of his ideals make sense still.

Tessa and Jo, thank you for being there for Dean when I couldn't be, and thank you for saving his soul.



I'm not sure what I can do for this world yet. I'm not sure if I can do anything. I feel more and more human every day in regards to my emotions and this empathy that has developed. I think a meeting with Pestilence could be the answer we need to getting rid of these walking corpses.

Contrary to recent reports I'm back, soul and all. I don't remember everything I said or did, but if we need to talk let me know. I'm not sure, but I think there were a couple of death threats thrown my way. So I must have done something to deserve it.

Sam

I'm okay and after I settle a few things I'm gonna be heading your way. I need to get out of here for awhile and it's time we put this monster lurking in the woods to bed.

I'm back. Looks like I missed some shit. Can't a girl take a week off without somebody losing their soul?

Filtered to Dawn

Brought you back a present.

Filtered to Jack

Definitely ran some quality assurance on the pistol. It's awesome, dude. I got the scythe too.

Filtered to Alec

Have you seen Max lately?

Those of you who know me will know that this is more than a little unorthodox, but we need to talk about Dean. He won't be giving you the whole story any time soon, but I was there.

Can't sleep. Feel like I can't ever sleep. I need more whiskey...

And what the Hell is going on around here? I thought this place was supposed to be 'safe'.

Knock. Knock.

This is the best fuckin' day of my whole goddamn life.

Alright, I managed to find a six pack, a forty of Jacks, a couple decks of cards, and some packages of shell-in peanuts, I think this calls for a get together. I need to be more social, get to know people better. Anyone at all interested?

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Does this shit even work or what?

It appears there are some competant humans in America after all. Perhaps you aren't all as weak as I thought.