Zombies Net

Anyone out there still need a hand getting dug out?

Something feels wrong.

Anyone alive here?

Are there any Australians out there, by any chance? Now, right. I'm sure a lot of you don't know this but if you ever get the chance to go to an Australian bakery (which, admittedly, doesn't seem too likely at the moment) you should go.

And if you're a vegetarian? What the fuck is wrong with you?

But they've got these fucking meat pies. For your hand. I mean they fit in your hand, right? And they put all sorts of things in them, curry -- butter chicken, thai pineapple coconut and, bacon kidney streak -- Christ. I want to just kill animals and wrap them in puffed pastries.

What is the world coming to when a man can't even do that?

And don't a fucking one of you tell me to pellet gun a squirrel or I will come after you.