Zombies Net

Well this is a happy, unexpected surprise. Never thought this phone would work again.

First time this phone has popped back to life in months. Figured the battery was long dead among other things.

Anyone out there?

Well, with that wee cold outta th' way I can finally get ta work on fortifyin' this damned cabin.

I'd also like to extend me thanks to the small medical team that came out with me brother to save me arse. Doctor, Redhead, Bright Eyes--forgive me 'cause I don't remember yer names fer the life of me, wasn't really meself when you came to visit. If there's anything I can do for ya, just gimme or Murph a holler.

I'm pretty sure I just took out zombie Beyonce. I don't know how she wandered this far north but I've got my eyes peeled for Jay-Z. Bonnie and Clyde forever.

Hello, I'm Connor.

Alec.

A nuisance, better dead, or hunt down and eliminate?

If the last, do you have his location?

This just in: It's hard to find good help these days, even if you're an all powerful ancient vampire. Look out, Rebekah because I smell a rat and his name rhymes with squeal. Which is exactly what I'm guessing you'll make him do.

xoxo,

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