janine melnitz (gotanotherone) wrote in wtnvgame, @ 2020-10-18 10:44:00 |
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I hate Halloween. I hated it at home and I can't imagine how much more of a headache it will be here.
So, please kids, here are some tips from Auntie Janine about surviving Halloween...
- Don't investigate weird noises. Especially if you're alone. Especially if you're a single woman. I got friends that can help. Call me.
- If you get creeped out, don't turn around. It's probably behind you.
- Always have an escape route.
- Don't split up
- Wear comfortable shoes. Girls, I know Halloween is a good time to look cute so I suggest at least bringing sneakers.
- If someone attacks you and you get one up on them, don't assume they're dead. Run away.
- DO NOT USE OUIJA BOARDS
I realize bizarro world seems relatively harmless but who knows.