I hate Halloween. I hated it at home and I can't imagine how much more of a headache it will be here.
So, please kids, here are some tips from Auntie Janine about surviving Halloween...
- Don't investigate weird noises. Especially if you're alone. Especially if you're a single woman. I got friends that can help. Call me. - If you get creeped out, don't turn around. It's probably behind you. - Always have an escape route. - Don't split up - Wear comfortable shoes. Girls, I know Halloween is a good time to look cute so I suggest at least bringing sneakers. - If someone attacks you and you get one up on them, don't assume they're dead. Run away. - DO NOT USE OUIJA BOARDS
I realize bizarro world seems relatively harmless but who knows.