FUCKING PERVERTS.

No, I won't join your crappy organization.

FUCKING BURN IT DOWN.

Hey, anybody wanna go on a picnic with your friends from NAMBLA?

Kay so, no, I'm not dead.

Long and the short of it? I really did take the bedrest thing seriously and holy cow, it's nice to just chill. I'll probably still be quiet but you will (and have) see me popping up left and right from now until my due date, in about seven weeks and four days.

Getting that close guys. And he doesn't want to wait much, he wiggles down every time I have Braxton Hicks like, "C'mon! I've been in here for-EV-er!" But if I can help it he's at least waiting another month. So bye bye super spicey food until then.

Anyhow yes, hey dudes and dolls. Tess lives. Been playing "what's that body part" while palpitating. That's as exciting as my life gets.

( ETA, Private to Gigi. Visible to Ethan and Logan. )

( Elle (my wife) )