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Tweak says, "Hell to the No"

Jubilee (jubilee) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2014-04-24 17:18:00

Entry tags:

abraham lincoln, ariadne, carol danvers / captain marvel (616), darcy lewis, isaac lahey, jubilation lee / jubilee, julia shumway, thomas hickey

So like, things I've learned from reading the network and life in Storybrooke lately:

There are not enough reasons for light shows in town and that physically hurts me, kay?

HYDRA sucks in every reality.

People miss stuff and no I totally don't blame them. I mean, I miss Xavier's and all that comes with it. So I get it.

Holidays. They sure do exist.

Look at the person to your left. Look at the one to the right. Chances are, they are HYDRA. Or, you know, not really, but that's the topic of the month so you'll probably accuse them of being HYDRA even if you don't know what it is. (You don't wanna be HYDRA, kids. You just don't. It'll lead to bad things. Like hot plasma bursts to your face bad.)

Some of us are bored.

I'm feeling antsy. This is not a good thing. Things happen.

No, seriously, HYDRA blows. Their color scheme sucks. So does their theme. Their leaders. Their plans. And their faces. Those really epically suck.

Storybrooke needs a mall. Badly. I'll even take out the forest for you if you just ~~give me~~ build one.

I think I'm the only person who doesn't watch Game of Thrones and it makes me feel special.

Long story short: HYDRA= Bad. BETRAYAL. BE...TRAYAL. What's a paladin? Everyone forgets that there is magic in Storybrooke and no one gets any truth serum or truth spells to see who is honest or not and instead they get all paranoid and panicky because that totally fixes all the things. People take sides and there are OPINIONS. And FACTS. And DRAMA. Storybrooke quickly implodes from the infighting and only one adult is left standing as the victor. Unfortunately, that person is also left with all the kids in Storybrooke, because someone will have selflessly sacrificed their life to keep them safe. So congrats, oh mighty victor of the Storybrooke HYDRA Incident. It's a boy! And a girl! And well.. repeat that until all the kids are counted up. Start saving your cash, because college tuition is gonna be a bitch.

The End.

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	thomashickey 2014-04-24 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Game of wot? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-24 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno, some tv show about rival kingdoms or something. Based off some books or something that I never read. It's like really popular and stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thomashickey 2014-04-24 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	I seen th' tv box. Tha' story don' sound so great, specially if it wos a book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	getstheircoffee 2014-04-24 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Tony Stark totally failed. Oh yeah, I'm going to find out all of SHIELD's secrets. He missed a huge one. You should watch Game of Thrones, yo. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Dude, Stark failed at his like super power. My world is in tatters because of it. WHAT IS LIFE? Where are all the animated gifs expressing all the distress it has caused? But not watching it makes me feel special and there's squicky stuff in it!! And it's so looooooooooong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	getstheircoffee 2014-04-25 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Right? What's the point of having JARVIS if you're not finding out the fact that HYDRA is everywhere. Finding out someone's in HYDRA like It's not that long. I can't say anything about the squicky stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)