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Jubilee (jubilee) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2014-04-24 17:18:00

Entry tags:

abraham lincoln, ariadne, carol danvers / captain marvel (616), darcy lewis, isaac lahey, jubilation lee / jubilee, julia shumway, thomas hickey

So like, things I've learned from reading the network and life in Storybrooke lately:

There are not enough reasons for light shows in town and that physically hurts me, kay?

HYDRA sucks in every reality.

People miss stuff and no I totally don't blame them. I mean, I miss Xavier's and all that comes with it. So I get it.

Holidays. They sure do exist.

Look at the person to your left. Look at the one to the right. Chances are, they are HYDRA. Or, you know, not really, but that's the topic of the month so you'll probably accuse them of being HYDRA even if you don't know what it is. (You don't wanna be HYDRA, kids. You just don't. It'll lead to bad things. Like hot plasma bursts to your face bad.)

Some of us are bored.

I'm feeling antsy. This is not a good thing. Things happen.

No, seriously, HYDRA blows. Their color scheme sucks. So does their theme. Their leaders. Their plans. And their faces. Those really epically suck.

Storybrooke needs a mall. Badly. I'll even take out the forest for you if you just ~~give me~~ build one.

I think I'm the only person who doesn't watch Game of Thrones and it makes me feel special.

Long story short: HYDRA= Bad. BETRAYAL. BE...TRAYAL. What's a paladin? Everyone forgets that there is magic in Storybrooke and no one gets any truth serum or truth spells to see who is honest or not and instead they get all paranoid and panicky because that totally fixes all the things. People take sides and there are OPINIONS. And FACTS. And DRAMA. Storybrooke quickly implodes from the infighting and only one adult is left standing as the victor. Unfortunately, that person is also left with all the kids in Storybrooke, because someone will have selflessly sacrificed their life to keep them safe. So congrats, oh mighty victor of the Storybrooke HYDRA Incident. It's a boy! And a girl! And well.. repeat that until all the kids are counted up. Start saving your cash, because college tuition is gonna be a bitch.

The End.

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jubilee
2014-04-30 04:01 am UTC (link)

Maybe. I'd probably have some stiff competition from any of the magic types that want to do it too, and they could do more besides fireworks and explosions. I wonder if I'd have to get a license for doing it professionally now... But oh my god, if we could set up a barter system with candy for currency it would be perfect. I mean, it wouldn't even have to be for everything or all the time. Just like for important things, like shoes. And for events. I need this in my life. Somewhere there has to be utopia for this kind of thing.

Yeah, that's probably the best way to go about it. I mean, most of the myths did have them be kinda smash and destroy, so people like Cyclops would be the exception.

Ooh, maybe jackets too! Like those old school Pink Ladies jackets from Grease, only not pink since I know pink doesn't work for everyone, but you get what I mean, right? But oh yeah, a name. Names are hard, that's probably why I never actually got a codename...

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notbarbiesdoll
2014-04-30 07:33 am UTC (link)

You might have some competition from them but maybe they'd want to team up. You could do the fireworks and explosions and they could use their magic to do other things during the performances. Kids would probably love it. I don't know if you'd need a license or not but it might be worth looking into you know? And if there is not a utopia where candy is currency, if we ever manage to get out of Storybrooke start it. It'd be great.

Most of the myths I remember did have them like that. But I think there's always exceptions to generalities.

YES! Only not pink please because pink really doesn't work with my coloring. I mean - pink jacket with red hair like mine, it would clash horribly and just ruin the look of the club. What about blue? And names are hard but I think if we all put her heads together we could come up with something.

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jubilee
2014-04-30 09:39 am UTC (link)

That actually that sounds kinda awesome. Maybe make a whole entertainment business about it. Mutant magical event planning or something. Maybe this new Utopia could start here. All I'll need is enough people to jump on board the bandwagon. I bet it would super easy to get at least 80% of the kids on board.

There usually are. Like, I bet unicorns aren't nearly as nice or whatever as the stories say they are.

Ooh, I like the thought of blue. Maybe a nice deep shade of it that isn't too loud. I like loud, but I get it, what works for my wardrobe isn't going to work for everyone. We can make the mascot be a hipster ferret. One of you guys will probably end up picking the winning name. I'd probably forever call it something different every time because of reasons.

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notbarbiesdoll
2014-05-01 07:49 am UTC (link)

It does sound really awesome. I think it'd be pretty successful here too. You've got at least one other person on board for it. And you're probably right about it being super easy to get the kids on board with.

Probably not as a whole unicorns aren't. I mean come on - nothing with a horn like that can have every member of the species be nice and harmless.

I think blue would work for just about everybody. And if it's a dark color the name of the club could always be on there in a brighter color. And I think the mascot needs to be a hipster ferret because that is probably the coolest thing I've heard about in weeks. Somebody will come up with a good name for the club. It can be a group effort or something.

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jubilee
2014-05-02 02:48 am UTC (link)

I'll have to look into it. Usually I wouldn't care about stepping on legal stuff's toes, but if I do here I could end up a frog or something. AWESOME. I'm going to make this happen one day. Just wait and see. CANDY ECONOMY HERE I COME.

They're probably really stuck up and just pay storytellers off to say good things about them.

Sweet, because I was thinking of a nice dark blue. And not just because I saw a coat that color screaming my name the other day and want more reasons to splurge and get it... I am totally going to draw a hipster ferret now. It's going to be awful but in an amazing way. All I hope is that the name doesn't sound like our mascot hacked it up like a furball.

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notbarbiesdoll
2014-05-02 04:12 am UTC (link)

Good point. If I can help look into anything let me know okay?

Oh I can definitely see them doing that. Unicorns are probably really stuck up jerks.

I wouldn't blame you if that was the reason you were thinking of a dark blue. And you know I'm going to want to see the mascot when you draw it right? Might give me some extra inspiration for the suggestions I'm trying to come up with.

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jubilee
2014-05-02 06:04 am UTC (link)

Kay! I probably will ask for help. Never been super big on research. I'm more of an action gal.

Bet they're in on it with the Smurfs. You know the Smurfs are really just a big organized crime family.

Gonna warn you, an artist I so am not. But it's in my brain, I must scratch it onto paper. You know what else is going to help with names? Alcohol and sugar. ALL OF IT.

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notbarbiesdoll
2014-05-03 03:58 am UTC (link)

Research is a part of my job. Or at least it was at home. I don't mind doing it when I need to.

See the one thing that I've never been able to find the answer for with the Smurfs - if Smurfette was the only girl, who was Baby Smurfs dad?

Alcohol and sugar sounds like a great idea for coming up with names. I might just have to stop by the store and stock up on pixi sticks and alcohol. We should have a brainstorming party sometime.

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jubilee
2014-05-07 02:32 am UTC (link)

I usually left it to the real brainy types back home. I mean, I can do it if I try, but I'd rather come up with a plan or just get things done, ya know?

I'm thinking either either the cat or the kid is genetically engineered. Any other choice ranks up with kinda ew to different degrees.

YES. All of the YES. And pizza. I think pizza will also be needed. Or chinese or something. Because it could be an all nighter.

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	notbarbiesdoll 2014-05-10 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I know what you mean. You can plan stuff and I'll do the research to make sure nobody gets arrested doing it. I'm voting for genetically engineered because the cat - ew to all kinds of levels. Pizza. I'm definitely voting for pizza. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-10 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Deal! I woulda said ew about the cat, but they are Smurfs. I sure don't know what their relationship or breeding practices are. ..Not that I want to know. Because ewww. Me too. But then I'm pretty sure I can live off of pizza and chili cheese fries. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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