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Jubilee (jubilee) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2014-04-24 17:18:00

Entry tags:

abraham lincoln, ariadne, carol danvers / captain marvel (616), darcy lewis, isaac lahey, jubilation lee / jubilee, julia shumway, thomas hickey

So like, things I've learned from reading the network and life in Storybrooke lately:

There are not enough reasons for light shows in town and that physically hurts me, kay?

HYDRA sucks in every reality.

People miss stuff and no I totally don't blame them. I mean, I miss Xavier's and all that comes with it. So I get it.

Holidays. They sure do exist.

Look at the person to your left. Look at the one to the right. Chances are, they are HYDRA. Or, you know, not really, but that's the topic of the month so you'll probably accuse them of being HYDRA even if you don't know what it is. (You don't wanna be HYDRA, kids. You just don't. It'll lead to bad things. Like hot plasma bursts to your face bad.)

Some of us are bored.

I'm feeling antsy. This is not a good thing. Things happen.

No, seriously, HYDRA blows. Their color scheme sucks. So does their theme. Their leaders. Their plans. And their faces. Those really epically suck.

Storybrooke needs a mall. Badly. I'll even take out the forest for you if you just ~~give me~~ build one.

I think I'm the only person who doesn't watch Game of Thrones and it makes me feel special.

Long story short: HYDRA= Bad. BETRAYAL. BE...TRAYAL. What's a paladin? Everyone forgets that there is magic in Storybrooke and no one gets any truth serum or truth spells to see who is honest or not and instead they get all paranoid and panicky because that totally fixes all the things. People take sides and there are OPINIONS. And FACTS. And DRAMA. Storybrooke quickly implodes from the infighting and only one adult is left standing as the victor. Unfortunately, that person is also left with all the kids in Storybrooke, because someone will have selflessly sacrificed their life to keep them safe. So congrats, oh mighty victor of the Storybrooke HYDRA Incident. It's a boy! And a girl! And well.. repeat that until all the kids are counted up. Start saving your cash, because college tuition is gonna be a bitch.

The End.

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	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Oh I know The goo is terrible. Stickier than melted gum. Sometimes it works I guess. So what's the Hydra story? I think one of my boys is dating one of yours so... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jubilee
2014-04-25 05:04 am UTC (link)

It just never comes off once it's dried. Seriously, someone needs to make a better cleaner for that kind of thing. Not like I can take my gear to the local dry cleaner.

Not technically one of mine. I'm like an off shoot alternate of someone they don't know. I don't even think they have mutants where they're from... But kinda sorta similar reality I guess? I'm not entirely sure what the exact deal is with the current HYDRA talk, just what I know from experience at home and what I've been reading here. But anyway, from what I do know in general, HYDRA is basically this big organization of evil goons that are kinda like Nazis only they love green. They plot world domination, make weapons of all kinds, do genetic experiments, clone, kidnap, brain wash, assassinations... They do it to people, kids, kittens, the world. You know the fun stuff that leads to pissing guys already named Fury off.

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	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Hydrogen peroxide. I'm not kidding. A. showed me that trick. Why is it half the people who where green are insufferable idiots, and the other half evil? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 08:00 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? Sweet. That works with the synthetic kind of flesh, right? The stuff that is almost human but not? Hey, there are some green people that are awesome. Or probably awesome. Like that Hulk guy. Oscar the Grouch. Kermit. Godzilla. Yoda... and that's all I can think of off hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Might need some vinegar for that but... Dress in green. Not green themselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Awesome. I'm gonna have to try that out next time. 'Cause there's always a next time. Well there's- ... ... ... Rogue! Rogue wore a lot of green before she finally started introducing color into the wardrobe. Jean had some green, but it really wasn't enough to count. .. but other than them.. nope. I got nothing. You might be on to something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 08:17 am UTC (link)
	I usually am. BE in the business long enough... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 08:26 am UTC (link)
	How long have you been in it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 08:34 am UTC (link)
	With time out for death and subsequent mindless assassin funtimes? Nearly ten years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 08:47 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, longer then me. But I did get dragged out of it by my parents for a little while.. and that's so not impressive sounding now that I put it out there. So what do you do? I mean, do you have powers, tools, army of minions with faux lightsabers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 08:48 am UTC (link)
	Started with no powers, now I do flaming swords if I'm calm. Prefer no powers. One minion who will rig my coffee maker to talk incessantly to me if he catches me calling him a minion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 08:54 am UTC (link)
	...DUDE. You have flaming swords. That. Is. AWESOME. So you have a techie minion? Man, I want one of those. They sell them at Target by any chance? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 08:54 am UTC (link)
	No. You have to bust them out of certain death. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 09:03 am UTC (link)
	Aw man... I don't even get to have a dog at Xavier's, I doubt they'd let me keep a stray minion I rescued. They'd expect me to feed them or something and I don't have time for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 09:04 am UTC (link)
	I like feeding him. He's...grown to be my best friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 09:12 am UTC (link)
	I hope you feed him really well then. Quality food, not the stuff that makes his hair get all nasty and dry. I hear that quality minions should never have split ends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 09:13 am UTC (link)
	I kind of wound up teaching cooking classes. HE's been eating pretty good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Geez, you can practically do everything can't you. I'm almost jealous. Next you'll tell me that you have your own super advanced jet or something and then I'm going to turn green and have to become your arch-nemesis just so I can steal your plane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 09:19 am UTC (link)
	WE had a spaceship back home. I wouldn't advise being our arch nemesis. Kori and I play rough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 09:29 am UTC (link)
	...I'm not sure if I hate you or want to be your newest best friend. I may not look it, but I can play just as rough as everyone else! Plus I have the "she's so tiny and cute no one would ever suspect her of evil!" look going for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 09:33 am UTC (link)
	We kill on occasion. I used to lead an assassins group. I hope you never have to play that rough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jubilee
2014-04-25 09:44 am UTC (link)

Yeah, that's rough. And not something I'd want to do. But I'm not naive enough to think I can avoid it at all times. I know multiple ways to kill people with and without my powers, but yeah.. not my method of choice.

Of course if I ever did become a super villain, pretty sure I'm gonna just forgo all the evil plans and cackling and just destroy all the things first.

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	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 09:45 am UTC (link)
	I hope you can always avoid it. I hope that for my brothers too. That's why I try to hang around the little one...he should never have to be forced to make that choice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jubilee
2014-04-25 09:52 am UTC (link)

Plan to keep trying. I live in eternal hope. Or a fake version of it created by all the sugar I consume on a daily basis. Same thing.

Yeah.. no one should ever be forced into it. I have a friend- well, they were one of HYDRA's victims back home. And then there- well, I've seen it from a third person perspective more than once. Kinda that whole, better someone who has done it do it or something rather than let someone that hasn't do it kind of thing?

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	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 09:57 am UTC (link)
	Little bird having to make that choice terrifies the shit out of me. He'd be amazing at it..and that terrifies me even more. I never was clean, he is. Keep it that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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