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Tweak says, "Trust No One."

Jubilee (jubilee) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2014-04-24 17:18:00

Entry tags:

abraham lincoln, ariadne, carol danvers / captain marvel (616), darcy lewis, isaac lahey, jubilation lee / jubilee, julia shumway, thomas hickey

So like, things I've learned from reading the network and life in Storybrooke lately:

There are not enough reasons for light shows in town and that physically hurts me, kay?

HYDRA sucks in every reality.

People miss stuff and no I totally don't blame them. I mean, I miss Xavier's and all that comes with it. So I get it.

Holidays. They sure do exist.

Look at the person to your left. Look at the one to the right. Chances are, they are HYDRA. Or, you know, not really, but that's the topic of the month so you'll probably accuse them of being HYDRA even if you don't know what it is. (You don't wanna be HYDRA, kids. You just don't. It'll lead to bad things. Like hot plasma bursts to your face bad.)

Some of us are bored.

I'm feeling antsy. This is not a good thing. Things happen.

No, seriously, HYDRA blows. Their color scheme sucks. So does their theme. Their leaders. Their plans. And their faces. Those really epically suck.

Storybrooke needs a mall. Badly. I'll even take out the forest for you if you just ~~give me~~ build one.

I think I'm the only person who doesn't watch Game of Thrones and it makes me feel special.

Long story short: HYDRA= Bad. BETRAYAL. BE...TRAYAL. What's a paladin? Everyone forgets that there is magic in Storybrooke and no one gets any truth serum or truth spells to see who is honest or not and instead they get all paranoid and panicky because that totally fixes all the things. People take sides and there are OPINIONS. And FACTS. And DRAMA. Storybrooke quickly implodes from the infighting and only one adult is left standing as the victor. Unfortunately, that person is also left with all the kids in Storybrooke, because someone will have selflessly sacrificed their life to keep them safe. So congrats, oh mighty victor of the Storybrooke HYDRA Incident. It's a boy! And a girl! And well.. repeat that until all the kids are counted up. Start saving your cash, because college tuition is gonna be a bitch.

The End.

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jubilee
2014-04-30 09:38 am UTC (link)

I think I actually have Friday and Saturday off, so unless that changes, I'll definitely be going out to overdose on my long awaited preciouses. I don't have to exaggerate much. The one thing the mob didn't have was torches. And it wasn't technically about me being bored.. just my methods of easing the boredom. You throw one fireworks show on a rooftop and people start calling you a fire hazard.

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	getstheircoffee 2014-04-30 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Then we'll go one of those days. Yeah I don't think you have to exaggerate much here. I get that. I'm not sure they'd like my versions of boredom either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-02 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Awesome! Psh, I bet your versions of boredom are awesome. Those losers wouldn't know how to fight boredom properly if they were given chainsaws.. and man I want a chainsaw now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	getstheircoffee 2014-05-02 03:12 am UTC (link)
	They totally are. I piss a lot of people are. And they have nothing on me. Dude. A chainsaw. Let's go get one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-02 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I demand you share your boredom tactics with me when we go drinking. And then we should totally start trying them out. YES. Omg. There's this movie I saw with these mini one chainsaws named after Bruce Campbell that are advertised to chop up zombies and I want them sooo bad. The chainsaws not the zombies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	getstheircoffee 2014-05-02 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Yes. I will share all my secrets with you and then everyone will regret it. Mwahahaha. Oh man that is awesome. I mean I hope we don't get zombies but that would be amazing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-02 06:22 am UTC (link)
	We'll either rule everything or be lynch mobbed into an alley where I'll have to come up with a timely rescue and distraction. Bring a good pair of sunglasses, just in case. They even come in different colors, so you could get them to match all your chainsaw wardrobe needs! Why can't Storybrooke sell them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	getstheircoffee 2014-05-02 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	I've never been part of a lynch mob. It sounds like fun. Seriously? That's so badass. Maybe we can get them magically imported. People have to cut down wood right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-07 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Does going after one bad guy with a team of mutants count as a lynch mob? 'Cause then I've done that. But not the whole grr torches version. Kinda want to see that one happen for reasons that only make sense to me. Ooh. I wonder if we can? If not, you think Stark could make them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	getstheircoffee 2014-05-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
	No idea, but we'll make it work. Robots to clean shit and then cut down wood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-10 06:50 am UTC (link)
	WE NEED THIS NOW. Someone call Stark and make this happen!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	getstheircoffee 2014-05-10 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	I'm on it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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