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Jubilee (jubilee) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2014-04-24 17:18:00

Entry tags:

abraham lincoln, ariadne, carol danvers / captain marvel (616), darcy lewis, isaac lahey, jubilation lee / jubilee, julia shumway, thomas hickey

So like, things I've learned from reading the network and life in Storybrooke lately:

There are not enough reasons for light shows in town and that physically hurts me, kay?

HYDRA sucks in every reality.

People miss stuff and no I totally don't blame them. I mean, I miss Xavier's and all that comes with it. So I get it.

Holidays. They sure do exist.

Look at the person to your left. Look at the one to the right. Chances are, they are HYDRA. Or, you know, not really, but that's the topic of the month so you'll probably accuse them of being HYDRA even if you don't know what it is. (You don't wanna be HYDRA, kids. You just don't. It'll lead to bad things. Like hot plasma bursts to your face bad.)

Some of us are bored.

I'm feeling antsy. This is not a good thing. Things happen.

No, seriously, HYDRA blows. Their color scheme sucks. So does their theme. Their leaders. Their plans. And their faces. Those really epically suck.

Storybrooke needs a mall. Badly. I'll even take out the forest for you if you just ~~give me~~ build one.

I think I'm the only person who doesn't watch Game of Thrones and it makes me feel special.

Long story short: HYDRA= Bad. BETRAYAL. BE...TRAYAL. What's a paladin? Everyone forgets that there is magic in Storybrooke and no one gets any truth serum or truth spells to see who is honest or not and instead they get all paranoid and panicky because that totally fixes all the things. People take sides and there are OPINIONS. And FACTS. And DRAMA. Storybrooke quickly implodes from the infighting and only one adult is left standing as the victor. Unfortunately, that person is also left with all the kids in Storybrooke, because someone will have selflessly sacrificed their life to keep them safe. So congrats, oh mighty victor of the Storybrooke HYDRA Incident. It's a boy! And a girl! And well.. repeat that until all the kids are counted up. Start saving your cash, because college tuition is gonna be a bitch.

The End.

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jubilee
2014-04-25 09:52 am UTC (link)

Plan to keep trying. I live in eternal hope. Or a fake version of it created by all the sugar I consume on a daily basis. Same thing.

Yeah.. no one should ever be forced into it. I have a friend- well, they were one of HYDRA's victims back home. And then there- well, I've seen it from a third person perspective more than once. Kinda that whole, better someone who has done it do it or something rather than let someone that hasn't do it kind of thing?

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	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 09:57 am UTC (link)
	Little bird having to make that choice terrifies the shit out of me. He'd be amazing at it..and that terrifies me even more. I never was clean, he is. Keep it that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-25 10:05 am UTC (link)
	Yeesh, yeah, that doesn't sound like a good path to go down on. I hope you manage to help keep it from happening. At the very least manage to keep it off the options list until well into adulthood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhoodoutlaw 2014-04-25 10:09 am UTC (link)
	Kid's don't really stay kids in the business. He's nearly legally an adult anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-04-26 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Nearly still isn't quite there. Everyone deserves that shot for as long as they can get it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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