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Tweak says, "Who ya gonna call?"

Jubilee (jubilee) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2014-04-24 17:18:00

Entry tags:

abraham lincoln, ariadne, carol danvers / captain marvel (616), darcy lewis, isaac lahey, jubilation lee / jubilee, julia shumway, thomas hickey

So like, things I've learned from reading the network and life in Storybrooke lately:

There are not enough reasons for light shows in town and that physically hurts me, kay?

HYDRA sucks in every reality.

People miss stuff and no I totally don't blame them. I mean, I miss Xavier's and all that comes with it. So I get it.

Holidays. They sure do exist.

Look at the person to your left. Look at the one to the right. Chances are, they are HYDRA. Or, you know, not really, but that's the topic of the month so you'll probably accuse them of being HYDRA even if you don't know what it is. (You don't wanna be HYDRA, kids. You just don't. It'll lead to bad things. Like hot plasma bursts to your face bad.)

Some of us are bored.

I'm feeling antsy. This is not a good thing. Things happen.

No, seriously, HYDRA blows. Their color scheme sucks. So does their theme. Their leaders. Their plans. And their faces. Those really epically suck.

Storybrooke needs a mall. Badly. I'll even take out the forest for you if you just ~~give me~~ build one.

I think I'm the only person who doesn't watch Game of Thrones and it makes me feel special.

Long story short: HYDRA= Bad. BETRAYAL. BE...TRAYAL. What's a paladin? Everyone forgets that there is magic in Storybrooke and no one gets any truth serum or truth spells to see who is honest or not and instead they get all paranoid and panicky because that totally fixes all the things. People take sides and there are OPINIONS. And FACTS. And DRAMA. Storybrooke quickly implodes from the infighting and only one adult is left standing as the victor. Unfortunately, that person is also left with all the kids in Storybrooke, because someone will have selflessly sacrificed their life to keep them safe. So congrats, oh mighty victor of the Storybrooke HYDRA Incident. It's a boy! And a girl! And well.. repeat that until all the kids are counted up. Start saving your cash, because college tuition is gonna be a bitch.

The End.

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jubilee
2014-05-02 06:04 am UTC (link)

Kay! I probably will ask for help. Never been super big on research. I'm more of an action gal.

Bet they're in on it with the Smurfs. You know the Smurfs are really just a big organized crime family.

Gonna warn you, an artist I so am not. But it's in my brain, I must scratch it onto paper. You know what else is going to help with names? Alcohol and sugar. ALL OF IT.

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notbarbiesdoll
2014-05-03 03:58 am UTC (link)

Research is a part of my job. Or at least it was at home. I don't mind doing it when I need to.

See the one thing that I've never been able to find the answer for with the Smurfs - if Smurfette was the only girl, who was Baby Smurfs dad?

Alcohol and sugar sounds like a great idea for coming up with names. I might just have to stop by the store and stock up on pixi sticks and alcohol. We should have a brainstorming party sometime.

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jubilee
2014-05-07 02:32 am UTC (link)

I usually left it to the real brainy types back home. I mean, I can do it if I try, but I'd rather come up with a plan or just get things done, ya know?

I'm thinking either either the cat or the kid is genetically engineered. Any other choice ranks up with kinda ew to different degrees.

YES. All of the YES. And pizza. I think pizza will also be needed. Or chinese or something. Because it could be an all nighter.

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	notbarbiesdoll 2014-05-10 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I know what you mean. You can plan stuff and I'll do the research to make sure nobody gets arrested doing it. I'm voting for genetically engineered because the cat - ew to all kinds of levels. Pizza. I'm definitely voting for pizza. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-10 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Deal! I woulda said ew about the cat, but they are Smurfs. I sure don't know what their relationship or breeding practices are. ..Not that I want to know. Because ewww. Me too. But then I'm pretty sure I can live off of pizza and chili cheese fries. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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