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Tweak says, "don't be so dramatical."

Jubilee (jubilee) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2014-04-24 17:18:00

Entry tags:

abraham lincoln, ariadne, carol danvers / captain marvel (616), darcy lewis, isaac lahey, jubilation lee / jubilee, julia shumway, thomas hickey

So like, things I've learned from reading the network and life in Storybrooke lately:

There are not enough reasons for light shows in town and that physically hurts me, kay?

HYDRA sucks in every reality.

People miss stuff and no I totally don't blame them. I mean, I miss Xavier's and all that comes with it. So I get it.

Holidays. They sure do exist.

Look at the person to your left. Look at the one to the right. Chances are, they are HYDRA. Or, you know, not really, but that's the topic of the month so you'll probably accuse them of being HYDRA even if you don't know what it is. (You don't wanna be HYDRA, kids. You just don't. It'll lead to bad things. Like hot plasma bursts to your face bad.)

Some of us are bored.

I'm feeling antsy. This is not a good thing. Things happen.

No, seriously, HYDRA blows. Their color scheme sucks. So does their theme. Their leaders. Their plans. And their faces. Those really epically suck.

Storybrooke needs a mall. Badly. I'll even take out the forest for you if you just ~~give me~~ build one.

I think I'm the only person who doesn't watch Game of Thrones and it makes me feel special.

Long story short: HYDRA= Bad. BETRAYAL. BE...TRAYAL. What's a paladin? Everyone forgets that there is magic in Storybrooke and no one gets any truth serum or truth spells to see who is honest or not and instead they get all paranoid and panicky because that totally fixes all the things. People take sides and there are OPINIONS. And FACTS. And DRAMA. Storybrooke quickly implodes from the infighting and only one adult is left standing as the victor. Unfortunately, that person is also left with all the kids in Storybrooke, because someone will have selflessly sacrificed their life to keep them safe. So congrats, oh mighty victor of the Storybrooke HYDRA Incident. It's a boy! And a girl! And well.. repeat that until all the kids are counted up. Start saving your cash, because college tuition is gonna be a bitch.

The End.

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	jubilee 2014-04-30 09:38 am UTC (link)
	If you don't go around spending most of your time thinking about depressing thing and moping, even if it's for a good reason, you're probably in the clear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntsvampires 2014-04-30 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Good to hear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-02 02:49 am UTC (link)
	But be prepared, I hear undead life has a tendency to send you brooding at some point. So ya know, don't get stuck in the land of BroodyMcBroodpants! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntsvampires 2014-05-02 04:31 am UTC (link)
	I will try my hardest not to get stuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-02 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Good, it'd suck if the only vampire ex president I now know of was all mopey and hanging out in Broodstock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntsvampires 2014-05-03 04:31 am UTC (link)
	I find that I do not much care for broodiness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-07 02:34 am UTC (link)
	A vampire without brooding. ..You're like a rare item in an MMO that you have to take forever and a decade to find. You're a collector's item! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntsvampires 2014-05-08 03:21 am UTC (link)
	So what does being a non-brooding vampire and a former president make me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jubilee 2014-05-10 06:50 am UTC (link)
	A unicorn that cooks pizza at one of those anything goes gourmet pizza places and gets paid in candied butterflies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntsvampires 2014-05-10 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	I think I like being described as that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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