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clint barton sees better from a distance ([info]tobeunmade) wrote in [info]welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-12-13 03:10:00

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Entry tags:clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), katniss everdeen, loki laufeyson (616), parker, phil coulson (mcu)

All right guys. Holiday special at the range. Half off archery lessons if you sign up before the new year.

Word of warning, I don't have much interest in wasting my time watching people fuck around. If you actually want to learn to use a bow, or work on your skills, great. If you don't want to make an effort, you should probably find another way to occupy your time.

Hey, Phil. I was thinking. You want to take Lo for one last spin before we put her away for the winter? With the snow we're having right now, it would probably be good to keep her somewhere safe, so she doesn't get damaged. But I think we could get one last good ride out of her, provided she keeps her top on.


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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 08:27 am UTC (link)
I can do knife throwing. Might even be fun. But you don't have to come by the shop for that. We can set up some targets on the roof.

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[info]agentofasgard
2013-12-13 08:31 am UTC (link)
Awesome! Wait. Now? Or later? Because I'm down for now if you are.

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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 08:34 am UTC (link)
How about later, kid? I don't know if you noticed, but I'm trying to talk my boyfriend into a date.

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[info]agentofasgard
2013-12-13 08:35 am UTC (link)
Oh! Yes. Sorry. Proceed.

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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 08:54 am UTC (link)
Cool. Tomorrow?

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[info]agentofasgard
2013-12-13 08:58 am UTC (link)
Tomorrow works. It'll give me time to actually find a proper set of throwing knives.

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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 09:11 am UTC (link)
Let me know if you don't. I have some spares.

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[info]agentofasgard
2013-12-13 09:37 am UTC (link)
I'm sure I'll be able to find something in that pawnshop. It looks like it has one of just about everything.

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(no subject) - [info]tobeunmade, 2013-12-13 10:05 am UTC
Barton. - [info]agentofasgard, 2013-12-13 10:15 am UTC

[info]neverfit
2013-12-13 09:57 am UTC (link)

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[info]neverfit
2013-12-13 09:59 am UTC (link)
When you said gay, you forgot to mention you meant gay for my BOSS.

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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 10:00 am UTC (link)
Crap Worst spy ever Did I forget to say that?

Surprise?

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[info]neverfit
2013-12-13 10:13 am UTC (link)
God, and I thought seeing that innuendo between him and May called for brain bleach. Thanks.

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[info]agentsupernanny
2013-12-13 10:55 am UTC (link)
There was no innuendo. May doesn't do innuendo. It's all outuendo.

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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 10:59 am UTC (link)
Oh my god. That was terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself.

You're very lucky you're pretty.

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(no subject) - [info]agentsupernanny, 2013-12-13 11:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tobeunmade, 2013-12-13 11:11 am UTC
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[info]neverfit
2013-12-14 09:37 am UTC (link)
Try telling that to Tumblr.

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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 11:00 am UTC (link)
Sorry.

Not my fault your boss is sexy and competent as fuck.

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[info]neverfit
2013-12-14 09:38 am UTC (link)
Lalala I'm not listening.

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(no subject) - [info]tobeunmade, 2013-12-14 09:41 am UTC
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[info]notthecavalry
2013-12-13 10:31 pm UTC (link)
There wasn't any innuendo.

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[info]neverfit
2013-12-14 09:35 am UTC (link)
Looked like innuendo.

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(no subject) - [info]notthecavalry, 2013-12-15 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]neverfit, 2013-12-19 04:26 am UTC
[Clint]
[info]agentsupernanny
2013-12-13 08:34 am UTC (link)
Do you have to offer private lessons to the teenage version of a trickster god? Anything he says or does could be a lie.

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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 08:36 am UTC (link)
Bishop vouches for him. I trust her judgment. She's a good kid.

So, wanna go get hot chocolate from the diner, drive around for a bit, then make out in the back seat?

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[Clint]
[info]agentsupernanny
2013-12-13 08:42 am UTC (link)
It's not Ms. Bishop or you I don't trust.

I'll come pick you up. I feel like one of us should be wearing a letterman jacket for that.

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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 08:51 am UTC (link)
I think this is good progress. Being able to separate him from the things our Loki did. Good personal growth. Now if I could sleep two nights in a row without issue, I'd be really impressed.

Or a leather jacket. Isn't that how it works? Bad boys corrupting nice young teenagers in the backseats of cars? I think I saw it in a movie once.

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[Clint]
[info]agentsupernanny
2013-12-13 08:57 am UTC (link)
I could try harder to wear you out. But personal growth on your side doesn't mean he's had any on his side. I just need want you to be safe.

Do you really need corrupting?

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[info]tobeunmade
2013-12-13 09:11 am UTC (link)
You're always welcome to try. Look, I know this might be dumb, but I think this is something I need to do. So please just support me on this?

I don't know, sir. My tragic circus orphan childhood prevented me from having high school makeout sessions in the back of cars. I feel like I've been deprived of a very important experience. Don't you want to help me experience all the major milestones?

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[Clint] - [info]agentsupernanny, 2013-12-13 09:20 am UTC
( Phil ) - [info]tobeunmade, 2013-12-13 10:02 am UTC
[Clint] - [info]agentsupernanny, 2013-12-13 11:20 am UTC

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