( Phil )
You're always welcome to try. Look, I know this might be dumb, but I think this is something I need to do. So please just support me on this?
I don't know, sir. My tragic circus orphan childhood prevented me from having high school makeout sessions in the back of cars. I feel like I've been deprived of a very important experience. Don't you want to help me experience all the major milestones?