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Tweak says, "whooosh"

clint barton sees better from a distance (tobeunmade) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-12-13 03:10:00

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clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), katniss everdeen, loki laufeyson (616), parker, phil coulson (mcu)

All right guys. Holiday special at the range. Half off archery lessons if you sign up before the new year.

Word of warning, I don't have much interest in wasting my time watching people fuck around. If you actually want to learn to use a bow, or work on your skills, great. If you don't want to make an effort, you should probably find another way to occupy your time.

Hey, Phil. I was thinking. You want to take Lo for one last spin before we put her away for the winter? With the snow we're having right now, it would probably be good to keep her somewhere safe, so she doesn't get damaged. But I think we could get one last good ride out of her, provided she keeps her top on.

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( Phil )

tobeunmade
2013-12-13 09:11 am UTC (link)

You're always welcome to try. Look, I know this might be dumb, but I think this is something I need to do. So please just support me on this?

I don't know, sir. My tragic circus orphan childhood prevented me from having high school makeout sessions in the back of cars. I feel like I've been deprived of a very important experience. Don't you want to help me experience all the major milestones?

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	[Clint] agentsupernanny 2013-12-13 09:20 am UTC (link)
	I'll look into some alternate methods. I'm not going to tell you no. Just be careful. I don't have a leather jacket, you'll have to imagine it. I'd warn you about how uncomfortable back seats actually are, but you relax in ceiling ducts, so I think you'll be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Phil ) tobeunmade 2013-12-13 10:02 am UTC (link)
	Alternate methods? Sounds kinky. Are you going to tie me up and spank me, boss? Always am. When it counts. Luckily for you, I have an active imagination. And I'm very flexible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] agentsupernanny 2013-12-13 11:20 am UTC (link)
	Tying, no. Spank you probably not, but you are getting mouthy. I would probably be more reassured by that if I didn't now you as well. Warm up, I'll be there in a few and you can remind me how flexible. If you stop trying to horrify my hacker. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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