War Is Coming Communications.

Never thought being domestically inept would be such a problem. Who does a man have to chat up to get something washed around here?

They should be providing us tour guides and instruction manuals.

Did everyone and their mom get wasted last night? Not fair. I demand equal opportunity for those under 21 that were also scarred by what happened.

Especially if we have to go to school still.

Need a place to stay. Don't do large groups, don't do rent, don't do children, but might do landlord. Any takers? I'm housetrained.

[Filter to Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper]

Unless one of you would like to babysit? Offer still stands.

I'm really missing my world and the complete lack of angels. Even the Powers That Be are starting to look better.

Everyone came back, right? Anyone need anything? Keep me busy.

Oh boy! Time jumping. Feels awfully familiar.

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Eath's gone to hell, dead are shambling around, and all I want is a drink. Is that too much to ask? Explanation might be nice, too, but I get the feeling I won't care.

Oh, and if you're here, and you're listening; we still have matters to sort out, you an' I. So find me. Won't be hard; the search, anyway.

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