War Is Coming Communications.

I may have killed the television.

[Johanna]

Want to go on one of the hunting trips with me?

You know, you vampires don't get nearly enough credit. It's a bum deal you guys have going on there. I mean, the powers are pretty fucking rad, an' all, but the whole package? Kinda sucks. Pun intended.

Still, all's well that ends well, right?


[Kitten]
So. Uh. You can stop living in the forest now, kiddo. Looks like I'm done trying to eat you.

Sorry about that. This Seal's fucked up, huh? Did you at least get something fun?


[Dean]
You're a pretty cool guy when you loosen up, y'know. We should do another roadtrip. Only with less eating people this time, yeah?

Does anyone mind if I hunt down this "A" and eat them? That sounds like a really good plan, right?


[Kitten]
So you're gonna want to push something heavy in front of my door until this power-swap thing blows over, Kit-Kat. That or find somewhere else to stay. Or maybe both.

What is this? Is it a trick?

Haymitch?

Can someone help me?

Who wants to go hunting with me tonight for these vampires?

Y'know, I've said a lot of bad things about this place since getting here, but really? It's not that bad. Actually, it's pretty awesome when you think about it. Like, a billion and one times better than Panem.

Shine on, Lawrence, you crazy diamond.

Sarah Manning: you are especially awesome, thanks for not letting that angry ghost woman eat me last night. You rock, girl.

Kenzi: you still owe me that drink, sister. But I forgive you, because guess what? You're also awesome. Pick a place and the first round's on me.

Only one left.

Its a little messed up, seal took my kid, my brother, my sisters and I'm supposed to just keep going like its all okay? Nothing about this is okay.

I drank the fucking kool aid for a couple of months but I'm done with this bullshit

Okay. As a new person here, what's there to do for fun around here? Mainly, anything for under twenty-one, not eighteen yet people who don't want to stand around and stare at cornfields or wait for tornadoes to whisk them off to Oz.

I guess while I'm here, I'll probably need to look for a job, too.

Right then, bitches.

The Seal's never going to stop being a jerk, and Kitten and I can't stay cooped up inside moping forever.  But I've got somewhere between 'jack' and 'shit' idea how we're supposed to entertain ourselves here. It's so weird, not having the endless cycle of interviews and training sessions and fancy galas and rebellions.

Suggestions on a postcard to 'Not Missing Panem One Bit', c/o Sanctuary.

Jenny's gone now too.

I just wanted people to know.

[Donna and Jack]

Up for another adventure? Anywhere either of you would like to see? I wish I could say anytime as well.

If anyone naked tries to hug me and it's not Finnick coming back, or Johanna, I will stab them. Just so you know.


Why do the stores have so many heart-shaped things?

Okay, really? A graveyard? Tacky much?

Someone wanna fill in the blanks.

Bo and Vex are gone.

I guess the Seal wanted to pass around a not so friendly reminder that it's still a dick.

The seal is a dick!

[Mystic Falls]

They've both gone.

[Elena and Ric]

Distract me, before I do something stupid.

Well, this is weird.

Well hello sentient lifeforms, did someone out there summon me here or did the universe decide I was too attractive to not be here!

Did someone say something about kissing?

I don't quite understand your holidays, but I do enjoy gifts. Especially gifts from home. And the ability to defend myself and the entirety of the three people here I care about. So thanks little singing orb thing. Glad I decided to actually trust you.

Now. Who was going to tell me I was one of the fictional? And that apparently I'm d Well, I suppose I expected that part but Not a fan of you all knowing

[Katniss & Johanna]

Did you two know? Well, now you do. These people can find out everything about us at a moment's notice.

Even Katniss' apparent singing career.

[Ariel]

Did I read that right? You're a mermaid??

I wished for quidditch. For all things needed for two teams to play the game as was done in Hogwarts. And I'm really glad I did. Really glad, I spent the past few hours flying after the snitch! So looking forward to playing the games in this place. One day soon, I swear.

And for everyone in this town, I say this: I wish all of you Happy Christmas. And may our new year be splendid, awesome, and amazing. May it surpass the good times twice as much as the previous year.

What if this place is really an Arena

What was that?