War Is Coming Communications.

Anyone around here play poker?

[Caroline]
Hi. You okay?

[Seth]
I'm dragging you away from the writing tonight. This is the only warning you're getting.

[Crowley]
Hey, Boss. Just checking in.

I did it. I made my wish. I'm not a vampire any more...and I have my magic back.

Don't forget swing classes, everyone! Thursdays and Saturdays [times] at the Youth Center!

[Crowley]
Hey boss, so....what do you want for Christmas?

[Carter]
What do you want for Christmas?

[Seth]
The clothes I got fit, right?

November kinda sucks. It's been on my mind
I know you've thought about

[Filtered to Crowley]
Hi! I'm not looking to bother you or anything at all, I'm just...checking in. I had to at home sometimes when I didn't hear from Jerome, so I figured it was good to do that here, too. So this is me, checking in.

I think I'm going to be sick.

[Beks]
You're still having Henrik on your days this week, yeah?

[Henrik]
I had fun on our camping trip. Have I mentioned how proud I am of you? Wolves aren't easy to hunt, little brother, you were really impressive!

Are you ready for a week with me, little brother? I have some ideas about things to do while you're staying with me, too.

[Crowley & Anna]
In case I never mentioned the where, the flat is at [address] if you need me this week. Nik and Care are off to Paris and I'll have Henrik for most of the week.

So I got an apartment.

It's for when Henrik wants/needs to stay with me and I seriously need to get it furnished as soon as possible because, surprise, he's going to be staying with me in October when Nik and Care go gallivanting off to Paris and such.

....Fuck, I don't want to furniture shop.

Also niece. I have a niece. I don't even what

[Henrik]
Guess what? I have a place for us to stay when you want to see me now. Do you want to come with me one day this week to pick out a bed for your room?

[Hayley]
I sort of feel like we got off on the wrong foot, there. And, well, I'd had my assumptions that she was Nik's from the things you were saying but it just didn't add up and...yeah, all right, I doubted the truth of it. But Nik's talked to us and assured the truth of it and I think I should probably somehow be nicer to my niece's mother.

So, hi. I'm Kol. The dead brother I suppose you won't ever actually meet me back home, but hi?

So I see a lot of, I guess, filters or messages encrypted against "evil" or evil types, and I just wanted to know what that was about.

But I'm not really interested in hearing from the people using the filters, I'm much more interested in hearing about it from those being filtered against, if they're around and willing to talk to me.

Do you know why Kol might be looking at apartments? Has he said something to you? Is he leaving?

Has anyone seen Ruby? She was here a minute ago and now I can't find her. It's not like her to just up and vanish on me.

Thanks to everyone who came over the other day. It looked like people were having fun. And fun is needed in between all the rather sucky parts this place can throw at us.


But so, hey, what are we doing about heaven wanting to free an angel and demons wanting to free Lucifer. Cause there was talk and then the talk kinda died and sooooooooo we should probably get back on that right?

Are we finding Alphas?
Are we not?
Purgatory a thing we're doing still?
Other ways to stop the bad angels?
How do you even stop an angel?
Prophets?
What's up with the mean angels wanting to destroy the world anyway? Is this more jealousy issues?

I've more questions but I'll stop there.

It's not that I don't appreciate a good dose of irony every now and then. But that one was not funny.

Now, where is my vampire and my angel?

Also Ruby. Who isn't mine. But should be checking in with me anyway.

And fine, the rest of you lot, you know who you are. Bloody attachments.

Not to be that person and all, but it's been weirdly quiet lately, grand scheme, don't you think?

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Should be back by midnight or so, I'm in Missouri now.

[FILTERED TO KOL MIKAELSON]

You've got 24 hours to tell me just where in the name of all living hell you are before I do a locator spell and come and find you.

[FILTERED TO ANNA MILTON]

I swear, when I find him, I may actually kill him.

Unless this is because someone from either side is trying to use him to get to either of us, then I'm going to find the guilty party, torture them until they beg for death and then kill them.

So Karaoke.

It seems popular and I like to see people happy, so here's a  thing.

Bed of Roses. Friday night. Everyone is welcome.

Yes. Everyone. One night only.

Anyone even begins to cause anyone else issues. I will ban them forever. End of story. I think we all deserve one night which is just ridiculous drunken singing.

Stefan, you know what we're singing. Che. Duet time. And Lee. Find me the most ridiculous of love songs. Like, there is nothing too cheesy! 

Everyone is being all serious. Clearly we need a laugh, so everyone check out this

[ooc: Okay! The link is to a Buzzfeed article with pictures of creepy as fuck clowns. While Crowley gives no IC warning whatsoever, I am not as mean as he is, so I am OOC warning people, if they have any OOC phobias of clowns (which is entirely reasonable, as I haaaate them) DON'T CLICK THE LINK! ICly, Crowley hopes he makes people flail, because he's a demon and thus mean!]

Anything interesting going on? I could use a distra interesting.

[Caroline]
I don't even know what to
Can we just I know I said some nasty things in your direction the other day. It's true, the jealousy part...but I'm sorry and I dunno, I hope you don't hate me too.

[Elijah]
I'm sorry it's come to thi
I know this is killing y
I don't know what to I think I'm going to come get Asmodeus today. I've left him with you long enough...he's not your snake, you shouldn't have to care for him.

Iiii need something to do tomorrow, my dad'll be gone and I'll be bored. Methinks movies will be a thing. Maybe I'll go see Echo. Does anyone else wanna go?! Anna? Tom? Lydia? Anybody at aaaaaall? I dunwanna go by myseeeeelf! :(

[Stiles]
Hey, how are ya? Haven't heard from you in awhile, bro.

[Mikaelson family peoples]
You guys doing okay?

Henrik, feel better soon! ♥

[Crowley]
Are you okay? I mean, plan: Purgatory sounds pretty scary, actually and I figured no one's probably thinking about you in this. Except maybe Anna and Kol cause, duh.