War Is Coming Communications.

ZanDr iz grat big LYaR doofas. i wis h fr vengans.

Thnx Spke fur alcol.

I quit, I'm done, I'm not playing fighter, political party and mommy to everyone in this stupid b
Thanks for coming to
Anya thanks for fin
Everytime I give you a chance, Faith, you try and kill me
I told you so
People need to li
Forget it

Thanks.

I located Buffy. She's being held at [address]. I suggest those of you going on foot leave now. I'll wait a couple minutes, then teleport there, but I won't go in until the rest of you are there. I'll be heading straight for Buffy and get her out of there.

Dean, do you want to help me get Buffy or help the others fight?



[OOC: Team Rescue Buffy includes Pike, Andrea, Dean, Kendra, Vi and anyone else who expressed interest in rescuing Buffy. This was also posted later in the morning today. I'm just posting it now so we can get on with it. Hope no one minds! And whoever wants to can start the Rescue thread. My brain is too fried right now to do so.]

Faith is possessed. Probably has been for awhile. Andrea and I found both the amulet and the consecrated cross I got her in her locker at the gym. Turns out this particular demon either has some kind of mindfuck spell or a natural ability for it, because I deliberately looked for this stuff on her person more than once and saw them on her, so if any of you run into her, be aware of that in case she can do other tricks with it.

My guess is the demon's got Buffy somewhere. The demon hasn't been back to the motel since she it left last night, so it's either holed up in the same place or somewhere else. Hasn't been to any of Faith's usual hangouts, either, Andrea and I checked those earlier while we were looking for Faith. I don't have any idea where the demon could have her.

Andrea can confirm all of this if asked.

[Filtered to Andrea, the Scoobies, Dean, and the complex heads, and against Dawn:]
I know you guys probably don't trust or like me very much right now, and I get that. You have no idea how guilty I Regardless, Faith is my girlfriend, so I have a vested interest in how this ends up. So I'd like to suggest a plan to you guys. I know, I have a lot of gall to suggest a plan considering I didn't see this happening, but I'm going to anyway.

The demon is going to be wherever Buffy is, most likely. Andrea and I will be taking care of I would really prefer it if Andrea and I took care of the exorcism, so whoever it is that's going to retrieve Buffy, we'll we'd like to go in with them. If the demon is there, we can keep it distracted so you guys can get Buffy out, and if not you guys can extract her and Andrea and I can set up an ambush for the demon. We both have the traps and the Latin down, and we've got the consecrated cross, which I know for a fact does burn demons. So we can handle it. And we will. I have to.

[Filtered to the Scoobies and against Dawn:]
Dawn can't see any of this. I figure it's better she hears this from one of you. If you'd rather she see it here let me know and I'll edit.

Has anyone seen Buffy? I need her to come open this jar of peanut butter for me.

I should have posted this sooner, thanks Andrew, for the reminder.

I'm not a drug user, I never have been, I find it disgusting and the fact that I was forced to use them against my will makes me kind of sick. But now that I'm done feeling sick in the literally sense. I'm sorry for last night, I had no idea what I was eating, and I honestly didn't expect that to happen. That's never happened before, I do not smoke or do drugs. Drink, yes, occasionally and away from technology.

That being said, if anyone has some words they'd like to say to Spike, hes currently trapped in his room and will stay there until someone lets him out or I'm done being pissed at him for getting so many people, including teenagers stoned.

And if something like this ever happens again? Whoever does it? You're out, gone. This is the only warning.

Get the crosses off my door.

So. I was just minding my own business, walking down the street. And now I'm here. In a different city. How did I get here? Was it a bunny? It must have been a bunny. It's always a bunny. Never trust a bunny!