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Kenzi Malikov - friend, warrior, heart. (ex_the_kenzi392) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-04-05 00:03:00

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belle french, bobby singer, castiel, emma swan, ginger, grace, henry swan, jo harvelle-shurley, katherine pierce, kenzi, kon-el/superboy, regina mills, ruby winchester, ruby/red ridinghood, sheriff graham/huntsman, spike

Filtered against evil bitches and Crowley.
For safety purposes that have nothing to do with me wanting to meet all the fairy tale peeps that are here, I'm going to need everyone from Storybrooke to check into this post.

And a question! Crowley. On Team No Endy of the World or not? Legit? Not legit? What's the dealio?

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	loveishope 2013-04-05 10:58 am UTC (link)
	Just Belle! I know there was a tale along those lines, I've even met that Belle, but my story doesn't follow that exactly. For example my father was not an inventor and my Gaston was much less boorish than the other one (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-05 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Did you at least break out into song every once and a while? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveishope 2013-04-05 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I used to sometimes hum when I was cleaning but I most definitely am not a singer. Am I supposed to be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-06 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	You do in your movie! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveishope 2013-04-06 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	Her movie. I'm not the same Belle, not by a very long way. I know Disney made our stories, or something like them. But that is not the life I lived (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-07 08:54 am UTC (link)
	So you didn't have sex with a big, hairy, dog thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveishope 2013-04-07 09:01 am UTC (link)
	... No and nor did she? Do you always get so presumptuous with people's lives?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-07 09:04 am UTC (link)
	Belle. Honey. People have written entire papers about the repercussions of bestiality based on the movie that you happen to be especially famous for. Had to ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveishope 2013-04-07 09:06 am UTC (link)
	I assure you my love is not in any way a 'beast'. I think though that you should consider being more polite about the lives of those here, they may be stories but even that does not excuse such questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ex_the_kenzi392
2013-04-07 09:13 am UTC (link)

Does he have a name? Because Disney really screwed your boy over in the title there.

...how does one politely ask about bestiality? Pardon me, but have you been sleeping with any dogs lately?
It's cool! I've got a friend who slept with a wolf!
Kinda. He wasn't actually a wolf when they were merging naughty bits, but

...there is nothing that I can physically say that will improve on this part of our conversation right now.

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	loveishope 2013-04-07 09:16 am UTC (link)
	Rumplestiltskin. And as I have told you, we are not Disney. I don't know how much clearer I can make it. No. Not really. Perhaps an apology? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-07 09:23 am UTC (link)
	Rumple - the dude who turned yarn into gold and snatched up babies from people? ~~How is that an IMPROVEMENT on scary monster dog?!~~ I'm sorry that lots of people are riding you about the bestiality thing cause they think you're the you from Disney when you're not. Including me. My bad, Belle. I didn't mean to offend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveishope 2013-04-07 09:26 am UTC (link)
	Straw into Gold. And he did not at any point snatch babies. Those people made foolish deals very aware of what they were getting into. Actually not a lot of people. Just you so far. [ooc: Kenzi, I think you may have a nemesis who fails at being a nemesis :P Dont go sassing her man :P] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-07 09:30 am UTC (link)
	Deals? Like that King of the Crossroads demon? I meant that in the general sense. What with the paper writing and discussions and all that. Lots of people have debated on it. [ooc: I have no idea how this conversation even happened, but it's fast becoming one of my favorites hahahaha.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveishope 2013-04-07 09:34 am UTC (link)
	No. Nothing like what he does. They're not in any way comparable. Yes well, let them debate. No one has said any such things to me. Most people have more manners. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-07 09:36 am UTC (link)
	What kinda deals has he been making with people and why'd ya call 'em foolish? I'm guessing this means that stockholm syndrome is also off the table for discussion, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveishope 2013-04-07 09:40 am UTC (link)
	That isn't for me to explain even if he was doing so. And I call them foolish because everyone knows magic comes with a price. He never hid that, he never tricked people into anything. If you were foolish enough to make a deal without knowing exactly the price you'd pay then its hardly his fault is it. ...what syndrome? I'm not in any way ill? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ex_the_kenzi392
2013-04-07 09:47 am UTC (link)

Wow. So THAT answers my question.

Let me clear something up for you. Con artists? They manipulate people into giving them what they want. They skirt around the truth, they make up stories, they tell people what they want to hear until nothing else seems like a better option. When they're good and finished with their fun little song and dance, they then dangle the one thing they know that the person they're working can't resist until they're willing to hand over whatever they've got to their name to get their hands on it. But you know what the real kicker is? The negotiations. Cause never, once, did any genuine con artist tell the person they were screwing over exactly how to read the fine print.

Hate to break it to you, sister, but your boy is as dirty as Crowley.

Eh, don't worry about it. You already said you weren't from the Disney version. It's not like this Rumpelwhatever took you prisoner and held you at his place against your will or anything crazy like that.

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	loveishope 2013-04-07 09:51 am UTC (link)
	...You have NO idea. You...How DARE you! He is nothing NOTHING like that demon. Never against my will. No. That honour goes to Regina (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-07 09:56 am UTC (link)
	You said it yourself. He doesn't tell them exactly what they're dealing for. How's it their fault when he's the one making all these negotiations? Yeah, I heard about that. That chick is completely loco. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

loveishope
2013-04-07 10:35 am UTC (link)

Because there is no one in the Kingdoms that does not know who he is and what he can offer. And honestly, most seek him out.

Say what you will about him, but he never took me against my will, never hid me from my true love to use as leverage later, never locked me away in her cursed world for 28 years letting him think I was dead.

She is the true evil, no matter the mask she wears now

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	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-04-07 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	They still don't get to read the fine print when they do. Your man needs to work on his business skills. Nah, that was all the Evil Queen, wasn't it? Like I told Red: why haven't we locked her up yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveishope 2013-04-07 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh and you're so sure of that are you? You don't know him. You don't know anything about him. Oh you'd get no objection from me. Lock her away and see how she likes it. But she's...claiming to be reforming. I'll believe it when it doesn't feel more selfish than anything else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychobitchvamp 2013-04-07 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not saying what she did was right, or excusing it at all here...but if you retaliate in a "taste of your own medicine" sort of way, does that really make you any better? And who are you, really, to judge someone else's motives? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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