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» How the hell have you been putting up with Lucifer this long?

Mikasa is gone too. Does this happen often? So many people taken at once?

[Eponine]
I hate to bring this up when we're already missing friends...but we're going to need to replace Ruby. I am willing to help as much as I can, but I still work and I'm not even half the cook that she is.

[Armand]
How are you dealing with them being gone?

[John]
Any sign of them?

[Mal]
I believe it may be time to start strategizing.

How is everything going with Kol?

[Lexi]
I think I need advice on a situation. I can't really give full details right now and it's not life or death yet but say a person ends up in a situation where they're being blackmailed to lie to people they care about, about something they really think they should speak up about, but can't because of the leverage the other person has and what those people might think of them for keeping it from them in he first place.

What do you do?

[Friends of Jules]

Guys. I don't know how to...

God.

Something tried to possess me. Bounced off the tattoo and I think I only got away cause I grapple hooked to the rooftop. But thing is, there was another demon there, going on about following Lucifer's great plan...

It was in Juliet.

I'm sorry guys..

[Lucifer Loyalists]

Run Jullliiiet run. Keep em busy little sister!

The rest of you. Find a way into that damn complex, we already got stuff in there I want more. Maria, want to help me finish off at Stark

All your friends still here, Jones?

This is worth a shot. If I'm wrong, no one will respond and I'll know I was paranoid for no reason. If I'm right and you reply, and you're really pretending to be Sherlock like I think you are, then I'll know. So yeah. Worth a shot.

So far you've been really lucky here in San Francisco that no one's been hurt. What if you aren't lucky? There's always the chance that if I can see you, so can security cameras. So can other people. You hurt someone and they'll try and come after you, and that would be the exact opposite of what you want, right? I don't know why you're pretending to be someone else. I don't really care, either. I've only told two people who are still in Lawrence I think you're pretending. I doubt Ginger will care at this point, and I can always tell Jo I was wrong. If you want to keep playing at being Sherlock I'm not going to throw a wrench in those plans. Whatever you're doing here, that's your own business. As long as you start leaving me alone I'll leave you alone.

I know you don't like me. Frankly, I'm not your biggest fan either. But the gifts and the stalking and the explosions and stuff have stopped pissing me off. I honestly don't care anymore. I screwed up my own life here well enough. All you're doing is pretty much convincing me there's no point in returning to Lawrence after this. Because, hey, if you're going to keep being Sherlock you need to go back eventually. I can just wait you out. No one's going to miss me much. Hell, if I never come back I'm pretty sure there will be a lot of people who will cheer that development. So yeah. I can just wait you out. You can't stay here in California forever. I can.

Look. So far other than harassing me and the explosions here you haven't done anything objectionable. I'm pretty sure you're not going to attempt to take over the world. That's good. If you're going to be on Team Good Guy for all this then in my book we're fine. This is not our world. Yeah, I'm not happy you tried to kill me and my crew. That's always going to piss me off at times. And I'm pretty sure you aren't happy about the fact Spock tricked you and I didn't stay dead. But as long as you aren't being a homicidal maniac here then I'm willing to try and put the past behind us. Maybe I'm just trying to be the better man here, maybe I honestly don't care any more. I don't know. I just want the harassment to stop. So just...stop. Please, stop.

[Peter, Amy, Robin, Marian, Castiel]

Are men of the current decade really so forward, so quickly? Even James was more reserved than that.

I need holy water, and lots of it. We've got traps but that's it, we need an offense. Everything that can be filled with water, lets fill it with that.

So, Mitchell's caught me all up on this Devil's Apocalypse business. Not real sure what to make of it, honestly. But it is what it is, I suppose. Anyone else got anything to add? I'm Lauren, by the way.

I do believe I've finally snapped.

Why exactly are the Tudors so bloody popular they have lectures taught about them? Just curious.

Also I fail to see the purpose of the unicorns.

» How long have you been in her?

So, the government shutdown... Is it the apocalypse or are people just as uncooperative as ever?

Do we have any idea who is currently possessed? How many more are there right now?

[Filtered to the recently exorcised, their friends and families]

Hey. Just to say that I know where you guys are right now, and if you want to talk or something, just call me.

[Filtered to Sam and Dean Winchester]

So. Beer?

With all the crazy currently going around, has anyone asked you guys how you're doing? I figure if Lucifer is upping the game, it can't be fun for you two. Anything I can do?

That fucking unicorn song is in my bloody head and I wasn't even the one who had to listen to it!

[Filtered to Caroline, Cordelia, Kenzi, Lexi, Lois and Rose]

Consider this me making sure you guys are okay. I've been so distracted with Kol, I wanted to make sure I haven't missed anything dire, because having female friends is new and weird, but I think I actually like it, so none of you up and die on me, alright?

[Filtered to: Winchesters (plus associated), Emma Swan (plus associated), people directly linked to Moriarty last time (but no kids. Because even Crowley has standards. Ish)]

Well.

Shit balls.

Had word from my contact. Nothing any of the ones loyal to me can do to delay it any more, Moriarty is coming topside, folks. We've got a day, two at most.