War Is Coming Communications.

So, what does a girl have to do around here to 1. get identification and the like and 2. entertain herself? What's there to do here in Lawrence, Kansas?

And also is there like a bloody tutorial or handbook on how to set up a home so that it's got all of the protective measures that the complex has on it. Asking mostly for Teddy, but if it's something we can do that'd be ace.

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Sorry I couldn't get actual gifts. Hope that the food was a good enough substitute for Christmas gifts. I fancy myself a pretty ace chef, but I'm not quite at grandmum's level yet.

Glad that holiday crap is over with. Can we go back to not pretending we all love each other and get back to the usually scheduled mutual emotional ambiguity?

Speaking of schedules... I caught myself on tv today. What good does it do me to catch reruns of my life? I know what happened a year ago, I was there. What I'm interested in is the future. Anyone know if Cuddy and I ever get our freak on?

Christmas is over so its time to get down to business. You all have been slacking. Lucifer and his damn demon and monster squads nearly destroyed everything. More than a handful of you fucking died and for some reason the universe thought you should be brought back. Well, most of you I’ve seen some talk of making things more streamlined but that talk comes and goes on this board more often than it sticks. Think on that. People are offering classes but how many of you are taking up any of those offers. And I don’t wanna hear shit about having powers and not needing to. Those powers ain’t done nothing for you in the last big fight.

Take the offered classes more than once, learn how to use a weapon, and get your shit together.

Camps opening back up January 2. I’m taking five, six if I’m feeling generous. You’ll be there for a week, standard over eighteen applies. I don’t give a fuck if you think you think you’ve got special circumstances. You’re under eighteen and you ain’t coming. Take the goddamn classes offered in the complex and other places. You ain’t being allowed to go on a hunt so don’t try fighting me.

Respond if you want a slot in the sign-up. If you don’t make this round there will be another later in January. They ain’t happening back to back again. It didn’t do you lot any good and I got other crap I need to do for this damn war.

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Does anyone have cures for nightmares weird dreams sleep?

I tried watching Doctor Who episodes but that only leads to my dreams involving giant talking heads and Earth exploding. Which I guess is a step up from what they were but still having the opposite effect of actual sleep. Tried sleep CDs and they just make me think of whales and keep me up.

I think I'm almost at the maximum threshold for how much coffee the body can handle.

Tips?