War Is Coming Communications.

Too legit to quit.

[Charlie]
I just made a huge fucking sale. You and I are going out this upcoming weekend. Don't make other plans.

Know what's creepy? that Snuggle bear thing on those fabric softener commercials, and artichokes. Snuggle bear just looks possessed and Artichokes? Yeah. They have hair inside them. that's what I get for not being able to sleep at 2am, possessed bear commercials
Everything looks so much creepier this early

Hey you. Know what? I've been a jerk. I've been a super, holy shit, big time jerk and I'm really sorry. Cuz you know what? It's not your fault. It's been a bad week and you know I've been thinking we don't ever REALLY hang out right I mean like friends are supposed to and that's kind of a shame because I bet like I'm really missing out you know? And you're not so b pretty cool and the boys really like you and everything. So we should...do that. Hang out. Sometime. Maybe. Without the other stuff. Right?

Just a thought.

omg the knot in the dining room table is MOVING right now and I can't stop staring at the way it

I have the records and everything else you said I need so if you could let your editor know that Lois Sullivan is interested in the job that would be great.

I figured might as well keep the first name because it would be weird to have you call me something besides Lois I like my name and while I understand needing to change it out of necessity at least this way I’m still me. Everyone else can deal with having a Lois and Clark in the same building. I’m sure this happens elsewhere and people do not freak out about it. Oh there’s Lois and Clark at McDonalds or Lois and Clark working in cubicles next to each other at an office that uses cubicles. It’s just two names. There shouldn’t be any sort of significance there.

Not that we’ll probably even be in the same area because you usually start out at the bottom and move on up. Though I’m certain I’ll rise through those ranks and be fixing your typos in no time.

Stop typing things.

Thanks.

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(ooc: everyone should try typing on their phone with their non-dominant hand, it's a marvelous exercise.)

Clinton Francis Barton.

Did you really think I couldn't tell the difference between JRC and Smirnoff ?

So, we've learned the extent of my boyfriend's surfing abilities. He doesn't drown.

Florence!

Where are you? Its on the bed!

....Watching me with its eyes

Does anyone know of any places like gardens or arboretums or even garden supply stores that are currently hiring? Really, I could take any job, but my forte is working with plants.

Well now that I've managed to settle somewhat and work out this device I should say hello properly.

My name is Kahlan Amnell. I'm from the same world as Cara, and I'm her friend. For as long as I'm held in this place I would like to be able to help fight this war. I have been informed of the anti possession amulet but would like to know more about the methods of fighting these creatures

So I know I'm a little late to discover it because apparently it's been around for ages, but this is my new favorite thing ever.

Carry on.