War Is Coming Communications.

Where am I? Who did this. Dumain! I need some helo. I need to get back to my sister. She needs me
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Weirdest way to wake up:

To your boyfriend/guy online and morphed into a female.

I'm leaning not to even bother asking questions. Because I really don't even want to know. Literally just rolled back over and went to sleep.

Now I'm actually a little curious.

Okay, so.

1) Traveling is so much less horrible when you can teleport. No more airports, no more being stuck in small places with stupid people, just... getting where you're going. Awesome.
2) I now have a huge portfolio of random photos from around the world. It was a productive trip.
3) I obviously missed a lot of stuff, blah blah blah, there was something about kids, I don't know if I care, I don't like kids anyway, so.
4) ...I might be the only one left in this complex over here. I knew it was way too quiet, but I actually went and looked, when I got back, and every building is empty except mine. So, that's creepy.
5) Banana soda exists. It's not actually as horrible as it sounds.
6) Winchester, I want a gun.

What the kriff is this? This isn't yet another kriffing Palpatine clone, is it? I couldn't handle that again


[OOC: Link goes to a picture of Pope Benedict is Palpatine. YES I WENT THERE. I COULDN'T HELP IT. And um, if you're offended by this just skip over it, and I apologize. But Mara would make commentary on this.]

Katherine is awesome. I'm just saying. And I don't give a crap what any of you say

[Katherine]
Dear Philadelphia International,
Less delays and more boarding calls, please.
No love,
Us

No?

[Galen]
I'll be back soon. Katherine's taking me to the South Pacific. Suggestions on how to lose her but not offend or worry her? I need to go to Mako (if it exists, I guess?)...I miss it so much.

[Ron]
Not a word, remember, okay? It's really a big deal to me. I meant that part. A million times isn't enough for me to say it.

Eight more days. I cannot wait. I just wish the teen twins were still here for

[Text to Cin]
» We haven't done hottie of the day in forever :(
» Also...Tim started talking about kids tonight. Like, wanting kids. Deal breaker. How cold-hearted am I actually for dumping him over that?

I just made a down payment on a brand new car. I've never had to do all the loan paperwork like that before and they weren't too thrilled about selling a car to someone with absolutely zero credit, but I talked them into it anyway. It's one of those Nissan Lead electric cars. So, I'm saving the environment and I get a pretty nice federal tax return for buying it too.

I'm not sure how many of you were friends with Who am I kidding Spike didn't knew Spike, but he's gone.

Do you know who I am.

Christy Jenkins. They called me the Key

Easter coming up makes me miss my mom's fondue pot. I used to dip Peeps in chocolate. It's like the best thing ever. What Easter candy do you guys like?