War Is Coming Communications.

...I could get used to this.

[Jess]
I sort of don't want Ella to ever go. 'm a bit confused about that feeling...

[ooc: added in a few minutes later, almost as an afterthought]

[Ella]
You win. Your mum and I are giving it apparently another a go 'round.

I'm too young to be worrying about what the future has in store, right? I mean...you know, all things considered, I'm lucky I even have a present. So I should just smoke a bowl and chill. No?

[Charlie]
...every day these damn kids are around, I feel a little bit shittier that my life is pretty much going nowhere. What is that? I never give a damn about stuff like this...

So the website just sent me a 'days till your wedding' thing and I pretty much threw up everywhere
I feel like there's so much to do and there's not really and that's kind of scary in its own way.

Well, it's official. My son officially plays too much like his father. And therefore just beat me royally. No, I will not buy you a celebratory drink.

My daughter also plays too much like her uncle. And I don't mean chess there! But she's talented, so good for her, right?

8 bloody days.

[Freddie, David, & Lucy]

Darcy wanted to know if you'd all like to get together with her and the twins and have a nice dinner out. The older twins, obviously. I think it would be nice, personally, and I could use the distraction. Any of you have any plans that might prevent this from happening because I would totally break down and that would be a bad idea?

[Roger]

I don't know if you had plans for a bachelor party for Freddie, but if you did, it's okay. For the record. I'm not going to go all psycho fiance on you if you do.

Right. So. Bachelor party. Do you even want one? I really don't fucking remember being told I had to do this. Just the stupid fucking speech

MY PARENTS ARE KIDNAPPING ME, HELP!!!!

My mom wants "family" time! Is this even legal when they're not even family yet??

Someone save me! Call me with an emergency. You're missing limbs. Your kitten is stuck in a tree. Your appendix just burst. I don't care, just SAVE ME! This is going to be SO. AWKWARD!

Edited: I've just been rickrolled. Oh my god.

Proxy baptsm? Aer tehy kidding? And to baptis Anne Frank to moronismMormonism psot daeth is insulting.



[Filtered to Booth]

aer yuo mad at me?

I suppose this truly isn't a dream, then. Far too complex and vivid.

[Darcy]

I am sorry I hurt you. I was... overwhelmed, and believed I was under enchantment...

I would never have done that if I had been aware that it truly was you. You know I would never hurt you intentionally, Darcy.

Will you allow me to make my amends properly?

[Tessa]

How are we feeling today?

[Magnhildr]

Still intend to stop me, girl?

[Needy]

What do you remember?

Hello, darling. I haven't spoken to you properly here, have I? That's not really fair to you, now is it? I know you need attention so badly, after all. And it all usually goes to Sherlock. Well, he is the brains of the operation, now isn't he? But I'm sure you have plenty to offer.

Just wanted to take a moment to thank you, while you're still here in this time. I know I may not ever bother in our time. Assuming you're still alive, of course. And I may not get this chance again. So thank you, angelface. You always were the cute one, you know.

[Text to Tessa]
I'm going out, I'll be back soon.

[Text to Thor]
I have something to do can you just check on on Tessa at some point here in a bit just to be sure?

One of the complex residents is outside on the steps... sleeping and I can't wake her up. The one who uses shortened forms of words? Glasses. Brunette? [insert description of whatever it is Darcy is wearing]

I can't get her in on my own and this doesn't seem natural.

You're really smart and you usually give really good advice. If there's a guy who's close to you and maybe even has a kid with you and you both hang out together all the time it usually means there's something going on, right?

I just mean
It's just that
I wish Santana was

Do you think some guys might not like me because I'm not smart? You have to be kind of smart to work at a Taco Bell, right?

Until further notice, my brother Loki needs to be added to all evil filters. Should you see him, do not approach him. Contact me with where you saw him and leave as quickly as you are able without drawing attention to yourself. Should you have no choice but to speak with him, believe nothing that he says and do not, under any circumstances, go anywhere with him. Disregard this advice and I cannot promise your safety.

[Tessa]
Can you tell what he did to her? I'm still looking for him, but if you need me to come back to the complex, I will.

[Magnhildr]
Keep an eye on your cousin. Do not let her do anything rash.

[Filtered to magic/witchy types]
You will pool your resources. You will fix my friend, Darcy Lewis. And in return, you will all, individually, have a sworn oath of aid from the god of thunder which you may call in at any time, for any reason. Please. Edited: From what I understand, she is trapped in an unending loop of nightmares. I don't know how it's done and cannot really begin to speculate.

What exactly are your intentions with my brother?