War Is Coming Communications.

Would someone like to explain why the pool is brown and smells strongly of Lipton?

Felicia, did you finally recreate the Tea Party? That was so six months ago.

I think I' understand this. I think this is right.

I'm lost. I don't know anyone here and I don't know where to go. I've been looking for a man in a red and blue suit with what looks like an S I think that's what you call it on his chest but I can't find him. I want to go home why can't I can't somebody tell me how to Can someone help me? Please.

Where the hell am I? How the damn hell did I get here? Somebody better give me some answers now before I really get pissed off!

Is this what death is like? I was expecting something a little... different.

Booom!

We don't even have to do anything, you all practically kill yourselves

How about that explosion?

Any news on what the boom was about? Are people all right? Eugh

What are your feelings regarding spaghetti?

Been watching the news lately, trying to get a better feel for this place since I can't exactly tell the guys at the garage that I don't know much about earth since I'm an alien from a comic book. A couple news stories are sticking out to me here. One about how your celebrities have great taste in names and... one about a chef's dwarf porn double being found in a badger's den. This a common crime for you people? Because I did not expect Earth to have Zeltros beat for insane crimes involving porn that I've heard about lately.

Anyone else sense/hear that?

I'm going to go see if I can help. I don't think there are fatalities but making sure no buildings are gonna go might be a plan. Anyone else in?

I'm starting to hate this hotel.