War Is Coming Communications.

Hey, are you okay?

You okay?

Nothing is more satisfying than watching someone run from the cops when they obviously don't know what they're doing.

This man turned a corner, looked over his shoulder, and ran straight into a wall because he was so focused on where the cop was, rather than where he was. What a shame.

I have a very serious question for all of you.

Do you think my Iron Man suit makes me look fat?

Remember when I introduced myself and mentioned I was booking up hunts for those of you with the skill to take 'em on?

I've got a few up for the taking. Let me know if you're interested.

I've often considered creating a horde of mall Santa zombies. Anyone curious about how that one would turn out?

My Christmas tree has ornaments that shoot lasers and yours doesn't!

Actually, Kon's does. Cause I made extra. But other than that. And it felt awkward to raid Hallmark's Star Wars collection so

It will also have this in 5-7 business days. And this one. I considered this one, but no.