So, is stealin' a hyena
or two better or worse than stealin' kiddies Christmas presents. I mean in terms of dyin'
Just hypothetically an' all?
Also I HAVE A WHOLE ROOM IN THE HOUSE. ITS AMAZING AND DON'T EVEN HAVE NO TREES IN IT. NOT THAT TREES AIN'T AWESOME AND ALL BUT STILL
So, Iron Man and Ghost Rider are hungover in my house.
What is my life?
Though I was a very nice hostess and gave them my most specially imported brand of coffee.
[Girlfriends Filter (If you talk to her much at all you're on here)]
So, I asked Tony for advice and his advice was apparently to take Danny out, get pissed with him, drag him back to mine then fall into bed with me. I had every intention of saying no and yelling at him some more and then he was suave. It made the yelling sexy and I'm going to hell
...Just Tony, with the falling, for the record. Even if Danny hadn't firmly hit friend zone a while back, he's...not in the best of places.
But, help! I'm bad at Superheroes. I get left for the redhead.
And Tony has a redhead. What is it with redheads taking my
Christmas is a strange holiday. Think about it. People sit around a tree eating candy out of a sock. And then theirs the story of Santa, a guy who breaks into your house to deliver presents.
In the spirit of talking about something other than the fact I'm carrying demon sp
Jim Morrison would have been 68 today. And y'know what. Hell yes I still would. Shush Sam, he's on my celebrity list.
Do you have some free time? I'd like to try that talking thing.
to Svetlana and Anatoly
If you ever want alone time during the Christmas season, Tina and I can watch your daughters.
Do you think you could help me have Jelena and Fayina visit Santa? I'm afraid he'll forget about them because they're Russian and there's no real Christmas there.
I have such a headache. I was promised meadowsweet wreaths and now they're all out. Are any of you really allergic to holly? Because it looks like that's what I'm going to have to decorate with.
Right, so the holidays. I told Isabel that I'd see if you guys were interested in doing some songs at the holiday party she's planning. Puck, it looked like you said you would do some songs, how about every one else? If so, we should start practicing.
I wonder if I was always this good at insulting people, or if it's a skill that grew and flourished as I aged.
And here's something to really think about: If this skill of mine only gets better as the years go on, what is it going to be like in thirty years? Holy shit. It blows my mind.
Hey, Bonehead. Why don't you do yourself a favor and steer clear of Felicia from now on?