Toph 🌎💪🏽⛰️ (theblindbandit) wrote in valloic, @ 2020-10-06 18:47:00 |
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FOR SALE: Statue making services by yours truly. Do you want to commemorate a great battle with a dinosaur or against your Greatest Fear? I can do that. You want to break up with your boyfriend with a statue of you holding a sign that says "GET WRECKED, LOSER"? I can do that too. You want to prank your boss with a statue of a butt? I don't judge.
ALSO you know what isn't going to betray you like your Greatest Fears? Boyd's Garage and our mechanic work. We're awesome, come bring your car/bike/whatever you ride except your airballs because we can't fix airballs. If you do, you might get featured in video calls with my boss because he worries a lot.
And I need to hire someone to do my homework. $20 a subject per week.