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Tweak says, "Don't call me Squeakyboy."

ιѕαвєℓα (rivaini) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-09-21 11:50:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: gideon nav, ₴ inactive: isabela, ₴ inactive: molly hayes, ₴ inactive: nyx ulric

Alright, you lot - there's something coming from that island that was discovered, the one vomiting all the wee flying dragons and I've no idea what the details are but if anyone wants to join my crew and sail off, I've got a ship now. Isn't she beautiful? I'm calling her Siren's Call II - she's from my time with the Raiders of the Waking Sea.

I'm taking sign-ups today, we'll head out tomorrow. Diego, you've no choice, you're already my Quartermaster.

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	meleski 2020-09-21 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Being friends with tiny dragons is much too tame for my tastes. Knock them all out of the sky, I will happily applaud your efforts. But I don't want to get wet if anything decides to test the sturdiness of your ship, bilge keels and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivaini 2020-09-21 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Noted. Are you allergic to water, love? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-21 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Allergic, no. Not particularly fond of swimming. But I'm willing to take a few risks for the sake of adventure and entertainment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2020-09-21 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Can you swim? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-21 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	I will figure it out. How hard can it be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2020-09-21 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god you little shit, you're not going on a SHIP with SEA DINOSAURS and you're going to FALL OVERBOARD and MY ASS will have to save you??? I'm teaching you how to swim. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-21 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	I was hoping that I could rely on my role model and mentor Diego to save me should the unthinkable occur. Will this before or after I land a punch on you? I can only learn one thing at a time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2020-09-21 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ of course I'm fucking saving you, shut the fuck up. Before, apparently, since you're going sailing soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-21 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	I can be a backpack, like your octopus friend from the other day. You're used to that, right? No stabbing to get me off though. I'm much more tangible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2020-09-21 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	JESUS CHRIST Wait that might work. No, wait, probably not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivaini 2020-09-21 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well, now I see that you can't bloody well swim at all, so this is going to be interesting. I'll have one of those life preservers for you just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)