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Tweak says, "gogo boy!"

ιѕαвєℓα (rivaini) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-09-21 11:50:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: gideon nav, ₴ inactive: isabela, ₴ inactive: molly hayes, ₴ inactive: nyx ulric

Alright, you lot - there's something coming from that island that was discovered, the one vomiting all the wee flying dragons and I've no idea what the details are but if anyone wants to join my crew and sail off, I've got a ship now. Isn't she beautiful? I'm calling her Siren's Call II - she's from my time with the Raiders of the Waking Sea.

I'm taking sign-ups today, we'll head out tomorrow. Diego, you've no choice, you're already my Quartermaster.

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	brassknuckles 2020-09-21 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't the foggiest. I suppose that depends on whether Isabela lets you back on her ship after this one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-22 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I should make a good impression and not fall off then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-22 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Are you looking to make a life at sea now? Is that what's happening here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-22 01:04 am UTC (link)
	It would be a very short sea life since I couldn’t exactly go far here. But I do have the start of an excellent pirate look if you’re interested in joining me for a brief period of time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-22 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I would never miss your short-lived pirate career. Are you going to dress up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-22 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Is dressing up required? I do like a good cloak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-22 02:10 am UTC (link)
	You're the one who wants to impress. You tell me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-22 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I don’t need to impress myself. If I dressed up, would you be impressed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-22 02:40 am UTC (link)
	~~Do you want me to be impr~~ Possibly. Depends on whether your idea of impressive is a million golden toggles and a giant feather in your hat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-22 02:54 am UTC (link)
	You have vaguely described the coronation attire for most of the nobility in the country of Tranavia. Too ostentatious for my liking. You seem like a person who would prefer someone with less flair to gain respect, the white frock notwithstanding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-22 03:30 am UTC (link)
	My preferences hardly matter. But objectively speaking, a pirate should look dangerous and command respect. And you look good in black anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2020-09-22 04:00 am UTC (link)
	~~I think that's more of a Jacob pref~~ Do I have to get out Kenway's file for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-22 04:08 am UTC (link)
	~~I was always more of a Thatch fa~~ No. That's your leisure reading, not mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2020-09-22 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Right, of course. Probably too many ample bosoms for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-22 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Excuse you. I have nothing against an ample bosom. Also please never make me write the word bosom to you again. Cheers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2020-09-22 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Would tits be better? I'm not entirely sure either represent well when written by men. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-22 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	No, demon. It would not. Don't you have anyone more deserving to torture? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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