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Tweak says, "I'll rise but I refuse to shin"

serefin "tranavia's greatest idiot" meleski (meleski) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-09-03 18:39:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: dan torrance, ₴ inactive: john constantine, ₴ inactive: nikolai lantsov, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman, ₴ inactive: vanya hargreeves

Does anyone have proclivities toward fire? I need to burn down a building in the forest.

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	meleski 2020-09-04 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Have you seen any red or gold ones here? You don't have to say who. I like the mystery. And you are more than welcome to steal it, but you will be disappointed with what you do not find inside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh absolutely. Are you that poor? Should we teach you how to lift a wallet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-04 03:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm not rich. But if you wanted to teach me your wallet-stealing ways, I wouldn't say no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like it couldn't hurt. Wouldn't want you to starve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-04 03:50 am UTC (link)
	You would feed me, with all the money you stole from other people's wallets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh no, you're on your own. I don't do much of that anymore. What with having an upstanding club and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-04 04:17 am UTC (link)
	I frequent your upstanding club quite often. Consider it a donation toward the betterment of one of your patrons instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 05:05 am UTC (link)
	If you're too broke to spend any money in my club, are you really a patron though? Maybe if you were getting in the ring, I'd feed you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-04 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Diego says I can't until I land a hit on him on purpose. Take it up with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2020-09-04 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	It's fucking true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	What's the hold up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

secondumbrella
2020-09-04 03:08 pm UTC (link)

I mean, technically it's that my amazing-ness as a fighter is combating my amazing-ness as a trainer.

Can't hit me, how the fuck's he going to hit someone else? Punching bag's fine, sparring pads, fine, hit me? Nothing. You and I hit each other basically every day. I'm like, it's fucking 10:15 where's Jacob and out of fucking no where you stealthy motherfucker wack me in the back of the head.

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	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	I enjoyed how this started as a testament to your skill and ended as an ode to mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2020-09-04 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why you're surprised, OBVIOUSLY I have incredibly high standards for my friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	You're a terrible liar, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm taking it up with both of you. Also you should throw some magic at us sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-04 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Should I? It does seem only fair considering my training with both of you. I should have an upper hand somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	You understand the point is for us to learn how to take down someone with your particular skill set, yeah? Not just to embarrass Diego. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-04 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	But mostly to embarrass Diego. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	60/40. If your cultists do show, I'd rather not be caught with my trousers down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-09-04 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	That would be an embarrassing way to die. And I would prefer all of you to stay alive. One Vulture is bad enough, a horde of them would be difficult to contain alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2020-09-04 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	~~Rooks are bett~~ Not to worry. I have plans to die in much grander fashion - plastered across the news in gory detail! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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