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sherlock holmes 💀 ([info]unsolved) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-07-08 09:26:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, â‚´ inactive: alexis rose, â‚´ inactive: aramis, â‚´ inactive: bill denbrough, â‚´ inactive: caroline forbes, â‚´ inactive: connor, â‚´ inactive: jesse mccree, â‚´ inactive: kate danvers, â‚´ inactive: martin riggs, â‚´ inactive: sabrina spellman, â‚´ inactive: sara lance, â‚´ inactive: vanya hargreeves

After dissecting researching the matter of Bluebell "vicious bunnies," I've come to a few conclusions: namely, that they possess a genetic predisposition to violence. These are aggressive animals with an accelerated growth pattern. Ordinarily, predators would keep them in check, but it would seem that failsafe hasn't occurred, which is why we are encountering them now.

The important bit here is that they are currently multiplying—to the point where their numbers will soon overwhelm the local wildlife population. That would include us, by the way. Did I mention this is happening alarmingly quickly?

Now, what to do about all that is out of my jurisdiction. You're welcome to review my notes yourself, if you've a mind: [Attached Google Doc] It's back to finding what passes for tea in this place. I apparently can't go without sleep anymore Dull



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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 10:52 pm UTC (link)
A swarm of normal sized rabbits in a long coat, come the fuck on. Clearly the only answer.

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[info]neverfadeaway
2020-07-08 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Hey, not everyone has our refined tastes.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 11:03 pm UTC (link)
I mean, fucking duh. Also, fuck them, who wants to be the size of a rabbit OR have a person sized rabbit??

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[info]neverfadeaway
2020-07-08 11:07 pm UTC (link)
I can think of plenty of people who'd lose their shit over giant rabbits. Assuming they're the regular sort and not bloodthirsty murderbunnies. And being giant's great so many being tiny's also an adventure? I don't know. I don't make the rules. Or do I? I guess if a bunch of rabbits in a coat turn up that's my bad, guys.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 11:13 pm UTC (link)
You heard it here first, Beau's fault if rabbits are on each other's backs and all in a trench coat.

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[info]neverfadeaway
2020-07-08 11:18 pm UTC (link)
It's no dolphish but hey. Can't all be twisted geniuses.

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