Tweak

InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Quaaaack! I'm a duuuuck."

Username: 
Password:    
Remember Me
  • Create Account
  • IJ Login
  • OpenID Login
Search by : 
  • View
    • Create Account
    • IJ Login
    • OpenID Login
  • Journal
    • Post
    • Edit Entries
    • Customize Journal
    • Comment Settings
    • Recent Comments
    • Manage Tags
  • Account
    • Manage Account
    • Viewing Options
    • Manage Profile
    • Manage Notifications
    • Manage Pictures
    • Manage Schools
    • Account Status
  • Friends
    • Edit Friends
    • Edit Custom Groups
    • Friends Filter
    • Nudge Friends
    • Invite
    • Create RSS Feed
  • Asylums
    • Post
    • Asylum Invitations
    • Manage Asylums
    • Create Asylum
  • Site
    • Support
    • Upgrade Account
    • FAQs
    • Search By Location
    • Search By Interest
    • Search Randomly

sherlock holmes 💀 ([info]unsolved) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-07-08 09:26:00

Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Entry tags:!: network post, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, â‚´ inactive: alexis rose, â‚´ inactive: aramis, â‚´ inactive: bill denbrough, â‚´ inactive: caroline forbes, â‚´ inactive: connor, â‚´ inactive: jesse mccree, â‚´ inactive: kate danvers, â‚´ inactive: martin riggs, â‚´ inactive: sabrina spellman, â‚´ inactive: sara lance, â‚´ inactive: vanya hargreeves

After dissecting researching the matter of Bluebell "vicious bunnies," I've come to a few conclusions: namely, that they possess a genetic predisposition to violence. These are aggressive animals with an accelerated growth pattern. Ordinarily, predators would keep them in check, but it would seem that failsafe hasn't occurred, which is why we are encountering them now.

The important bit here is that they are currently multiplying—to the point where their numbers will soon overwhelm the local wildlife population. That would include us, by the way. Did I mention this is happening alarmingly quickly?

Now, what to do about all that is out of my jurisdiction. You're welcome to review my notes yourself, if you've a mind: [Attached Google Doc] It's back to finding what passes for tea in this place. I apparently can't go without sleep anymore Dull



(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)


[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Never say never. Apparently, geese and bunnies are now lethal.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]paperboat
2020-07-08 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Geese are jerks on their own without Vallo and none of them were lethal. They were just terrible. The bunnies seem to be lethal and they have big, pointy teeth. That's... new


I just don't think anything tortoise or turtle shaped could be evil...

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 07:19 pm UTC (link)
It's unlikely. But nothing is ever entirely impossible. You'll find insisting otherwise usually prevents the truth of the matter from being revealed.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]paperboat
2020-07-08 08:18 pm UTC (link)
If you'd ever I'm in an alternate reality. I came from a world with a nightmare clown from space. I'm pretty open on what could be possible but I have an easier time believing bunnies can be bloodthirsty killers before a tortoise.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Ugh. Space. I hate it already.

Just avoid the bunnies. I don't really care to speculate about possibilities when this reality is currently a threat.

(Reply to this) (Parent)


(Read comments) -


Home | Site Map | Manage Account | TOS | Privacy | Support | FAQs