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Tweak says, "'Cause I'm Kevin frickin' Solo"

Gideon Nav (sortadead) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-11-23 20:44:00

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!: network post, critical role: vesper elaina de rolo, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, the locked tomb: gideon nav, the locked tomb: harrowhark nonagesimus

Not that I'm impatient or anything, but when do we get to eat the murder birds?

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	sortadead 2024-11-24 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Not complaining, I hope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-24 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Not a complaint, though I understand that you may murder birds and eat them on your own timeline if you wish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck my own timeline, I like this one a lot better. Besides it's not like going to murder birds, they're called murder birds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-24 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	You want to eat those winged and muscled devils I had to fight for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Best revenge is served on a sword plate, Harrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-24 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. Rather dark. I've no interest in eating them; I'll find morbid amusement in watching you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	C'mon, you can try a bite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-24 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-24 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Even if I promise you can have all the bones? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-25 12:06 am UTC (link)
	A romantic offer, but I suffer no shortage of bones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-25 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Guess what, you're socializing on Murder Bird Day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-25 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Ah, yes, because you know I am notoriously skilled and comfortable with socializing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-25 01:22 am UTC (link)
	One of the things I got from Aiglamene is that if you suck at something, you practice til you don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-25 01:24 am UTC (link)
	That was about swords. And other combat, presumably, whatever she trained you in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-25 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Ha, fuck no, it's about EVERYTHING. You didn't pop up at 2 years old and build a bone cage to sleep in, did you? Uh, did you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-25 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I was introduced to theorems at the age of two and began performing and perfecting them at the age of three. You were close. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-25 03:09 am UTC (link)
	See? Practice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-25 03:47 am UTC (link)
	I'd argue necromancy came quite naturally, but fine. You shall have your murder turkey feast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-25 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	I appreciate you not arguing the semantics. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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