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Number Two (Diego Hargreeves) (secondumbrella) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-07-06 10:08:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: vax'ildan, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, the umbrella academy: lila pitts, wicked saints: serefin meleski

I need a baby translator because Gracie screams 'boobah', 'boobah', and 'boobah' which you would think would be the same word but fucking surprise it's three different pronunciations and she stares at me like I should know what each of them mean.

And yes, I have tried holding shit up when she says it to see what she reaches for. Fucking. Nothing.

This has been fucking Things No One Tells You When You Become a Parent so you're all damn welcome.

Chaos Crew minus Lila

Give me your best proposal ideas.

Also as my friends you have a responsibility to tell me if Lila's going to propose and try to interfere so I can do it first.

Yes I know how that fucking sounds, but this is one of our delightful quirks as a couple, shut up.

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	brassknuckles 2024-07-06 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like she's calling you a boob, mate. [Filter] Oh, blimey! Alright, but. Hold on. Does it count if someone else gives you the idea? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-06 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Jokes on you, I showed her your picture and she said the same thing. Filter Oh, shit. Well, like, not GIVE me the idea, just like, fucking, INSPIRE me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2024-07-06 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Your child would definitely call me a boob, so that's not the comeback you want it to be. [Filter] You've done much harder things than asking the woman you love to marry you. Like parenthood! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-07 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Put some respect on your name, it'd be Uncle Boob. Filter Yeah and look at how much help you've given me with that!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2024-07-07 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Uncle Boob. Be right back, getting that tattooed. [Filter] Oh please. Any help you've gotten is incidental and just because we bloody live with you and we're family. You're doing all the real shite, you and Lila. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-07 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Do it, I'll pay. Filter Yeah yeah I know. I'm just SAYING in my moment of need! I'll come up with something, I just want it to be good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2024-07-07 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Consider I pay you, isn't that just like me paying? [Filter] I'm sure it'll be great if it's from the heart and you put some effort into it. She loves you just the way you are and all that. Just don't do it in public. Those blokes are tossers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-08 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Using that big brain of yours. Filter Oh, fuck no. I might hint at that though, to throw her off. Hint at all types of shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2024-07-08 01:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to headbutt you with this brain of mine. [Filter] Do you want Serefin and I to talk about your fake plans just to throw her off or will that just make her beat you to the punch? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-08 02:17 am UTC (link)
	With my hard head? Filter Um, absolutely. She'll concentrate on that instead and give me enough time to come up with something. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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