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Number Two (Diego Hargreeves) (secondumbrella) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-07-06 10:08:00

Entry tags:

!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: vax'ildan, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, the umbrella academy: lila pitts, wicked saints: serefin meleski

I need a baby translator because Gracie screams 'boobah', 'boobah', and 'boobah' which you would think would be the same word but fucking surprise it's three different pronunciations and she stares at me like I should know what each of them mean.

And yes, I have tried holding shit up when she says it to see what she reaches for. Fucking. Nothing.

This has been fucking Things No One Tells You When You Become a Parent so you're all damn welcome.

Chaos Crew minus Lila

Give me your best proposal ideas.

Also as my friends you have a responsibility to tell me if Lila's going to propose and try to interfere so I can do it first.

Yes I know how that fucking sounds, but this is one of our delightful quirks as a couple, shut up.

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	FILTER vax 2024-07-06 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Does she want to propose first, then? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	FILTER secondumbrella 2024-07-06 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I've been INFORMED. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER vax 2024-07-06 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER secondumbrella 2024-07-06 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Now you say something brilliant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER vax 2024-07-06 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	I was going to suggest that you might let her propose first just to let her if that's what she wants, but I'm guessing it might be more the subterfuge and trickery that's appealing in all of this than just letting it happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	dontdie 2024-07-06 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I assumed she wanted Lila, to be honest. Filter: I O What if I want to be on her side? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-06 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	I have tried BASICALLY everything. Filter This betrayal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2024-07-06 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Minus getting Lila? Filter: It isn't her fault you already had a pre-built friendship group when she arrived, someone has to be on her side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-06 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	I can understand her too! Filter Yes for lots of things. But for this. You can be on mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontdie 2024-07-07 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you can, Diego. Filter: I am not really the one to go to for engagement advice, but then I don't know that any of us are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	hardcopy 2024-07-06 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's our secret language. You're not supposed to understand. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-06 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, yeah I'm happy for you guys and all but also what is it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2024-07-06 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	It's in the room. Does that help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-07 12:11 am UTC (link)
	It's not her elephant, I know that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hardcopy 2024-07-07 02:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm kidding, doofus. I haven't the foggiest idea what she means. I get the feeling sometimes that she's doing it on purpose though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-07 04:38 am UTC (link)
	God, what if she is?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2024-07-07 05:31 am UTC (link)
	She's perfect. No notes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	brassknuckles 2024-07-06 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like she's calling you a boob, mate. [Filter] Oh, blimey! Alright, but. Hold on. Does it count if someone else gives you the idea? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-06 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Jokes on you, I showed her your picture and she said the same thing. Filter Oh, shit. Well, like, not GIVE me the idea, just like, fucking, INSPIRE me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2024-07-06 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Your child would definitely call me a boob, so that's not the comeback you want it to be. [Filter] You've done much harder things than asking the woman you love to marry you. Like parenthood! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2024-07-07 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Put some respect on your name, it'd be Uncle Boob. Filter Yeah and look at how much help you've given me with that!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	FILTER. meleski 2024-07-06 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	That is assuming she would tell me anything of her plans knowing I would rightly blab to you about it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	FILTER. secondumbrella 2024-07-06 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	See this is the loyalty and energy I need. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER. meleski 2024-07-06 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Loyalty, and I am terrible at keeping secrets. Do you have to have an idea? Can you not just propose to her right now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FILTER. secondumbrella 2024-07-06 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, not really. The spirit of it and what it all means is the most important thing--but also if I'm doing this, I'm going to blow her fucking mind because I want to, you know. Make it special, I guess is the word. Shut up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)