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Tweak says, "What you do that for??"

Carol Danvers-Vance (spacesoldier) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-01-08 13:17:00

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ATTENTION ALL THOSE WHO HAVE COME ACROSS KITTENS WITH MOUTH TENTACLES!

Some of you might remember when I introduced my cat (Goose) about two years ago. Goose is an alien in the shape of a cat known as Flerken. All of the info on Thor's post is true of her species back home. Here in Vallo, Goose's more toxic elements - both the claws and more extreme uses of tentacles - have been dulled, presumably by whatever kind of magic Vallo likes to use to keep us here. I'm pretty confident the same will hold true for any of the kittens' toxic elements, too, and they should be ultimately harmless.

After rounding up the 39 begging for attention from Thor, I've picked out enough familiar patterns to say these ARE Goose's kittens. I don't know how many are here, but at last count, I'm seeing mention of 48 - that includes 39 from Thor, 4 from Atreus, 1 from Orym, 1 from Wanda, 1 from Darlington, and 2 from Ty. There could be up to 69 more running around Vallo.

If you've found one (or one has found you) and you feel comfortable holding onto them for the time being, great, but please drop a line here to let me know where you have them, just in case. If you don't feel comfortable, that's fine, too. Again, drop a line here, and I'll come by to pick them up. We have a safe space to keep them until we figure out what's going on.

Please don't attempt to kill them.

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	bendreality 2024-01-08 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	I have five flying fey kittens at home, this one is not much different. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacesoldier 2024-01-08 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Flying of their own accord? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-01-08 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Ja, they have wings. Their parents are mine and Essek's magical familiars, both keep to a cat form most of the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacesoldier 2024-01-08 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	I can't imagine how much more of pain in the ass Flerken would be with wings. Sounds cute, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-01-08 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Tentacles and wings does sound like a bit much. Frumpkin can turn into an octopus but can't fly. Balance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacesoldier 2024-01-08 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	So, flying cats and a shapeshifting cat. It's no wonder you attracted a Flerken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-01-08 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	[...] That does not even include the 100 fey cats that live in my magical tower. I like cats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacesoldier 2024-01-08 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'd say 'like' isn't a strong enough word. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-01-08 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	There are also my large Moorbounders which are ah- big, cat-like mounts? Cats are the best creatures. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacesoldier 2024-01-08 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	You won't find me arguing that, but my limit's much smaller. I'm not sure my wife's cat would appreciate another Flerken around much. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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