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Lila Pitts ([info]hardcopy) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-10-01 12:09:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: vax'ildan, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, the umbrella academy: lila pitts, wicked saints: serefin meleski

Anyone want to fly some cake up to the mountains for me? And I suppose for that man of mine too. I'll tip well.

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Look, I'm not going to ring again but it's taking everything I have so please send proof of life and tell me everything she does, the moment she does it. Cheers.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 06:10 pm UTC (link)
If I am stuck this way permanently, remember my previous posture, as terrible as it is, fondly.

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-01 06:19 pm UTC (link)
How about I rescue you instead? It's about time for a snack anyway. I can distract her greedy little claws with one of those cookies that gets all soggy when she noms on it.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 06:29 pm UTC (link)
I will take the rescue. And possibly one of those cookies too.

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-01 06:35 pm UTC (link)
They're terribly bland, love.



Not that I ate one or anything.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 06:40 pm UTC (link)
That doesn't mean I do not want one to try for posterity's sake. You ate one of those cookies while I have been here, imprisoned by a small child a fraction of my size?

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-01 07:00 pm UTC (link)
I had to test it! For poison. I was protecting you both.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 07:01 pm UTC (link)
I do feel protected. And if Graciela could form a coherent sentence, I'm sure she would say the same thing. We could get actual food delivered once I am extracted.

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-01 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Good idea. I'll bring the takeaway menus and a cookie for you both.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 07:37 pm UTC (link)
While you are at it, we will also need to find some wigs. One that I can wear for fight club this month, too.

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-01 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Something you can throw off in a fit of temper, yeah? Fling it in your opponent's face!

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 09:19 pm UTC (link)
I had simply meant to look stylish, but a distraction in the ring would do too. What if you are my opponent?

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-01 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Then I'll be distracted by more than your fake hair, Serefin.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Will it be by my fighting prowess? My charming smile? The fact that you have indeed seen me in fewer clothes than I wear for fight club? Perhaps wearing the wig will be a kindness.

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-01 10:23 pm UTC (link)
I think the only accurate answer to all of that is yes.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 10:28 pm UTC (link)
The responsible thing to say would be to stay focused no matter who you are fighting, even me, but I have never been responsible.

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-01 10:35 pm UTC (link)
I'm alright. I'm there to have a good time, not think responsibly anyway.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 10:39 pm UTC (link)
It is a good thing I have all this information and will never use it against you as your enemy.

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-01 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Isn't it, though? You had your chance at evil. You're stuck with me now.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-01 10:52 pm UTC (link)
I would not have it any other way.


However, you may have to share my hair with Graciela.

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[info]brassknuckles
2023-10-02 12:20 am UTC (link)
I think I'll survive. I'll give her mine to rip out when you need a break.

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[info]meleski
2023-10-02 12:45 am UTC (link)
Save your hair, just supply her with those cookies until we put her down for bed.

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