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Tweak says, "Resistance is furtile"

Daud (knifeofdunwall) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-05-15 07:58:00

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These new teenagers we have are terrible at crime. I had another attempted pickpocketing in New Asgard this morning, and it was the sloppiest damned lift I've seen in years. What are the thiefmakers teaching them these days? Go home, practice on the dummy with the bells until you can do it without a jingle and try again.

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	briarmoss 2023-05-16 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm not crazy enough to try'n kill the Thief Lord, that's a good way to die. But I don't mind if someone crazier tries. Maybe we'll get a new Thief Lord who don't break fingers (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2023-05-17 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't have tried it at your age, either. You're right, it would just get you killed now. But our choices have a way of catching up to us, and they'll certainly come for a man who's short-sighted enough to break fingers on people who work for him. Don't think he'll have power over you forever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	briarmoss 2023-05-18 12:04 am UTC (link)
	I'd like to be big. Then I'd take him out and be the new Thief Lord. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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