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Tweak says, "It's a can of peaches, Sir."

Daud (knifeofdunwall) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-05-15 07:58:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, critical role: vax'ildan, god of war: kratos, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: daud, ₴ inactive: fitz farseer, ₴ inactive: kate bishop, ₴ inactive: nancy wheeler

These new teenagers we have are terrible at crime. I had another attempted pickpocketing in New Asgard this morning, and it was the sloppiest damned lift I've seen in years. What are the thiefmakers teaching them these days? Go home, practice on the dummy with the bells until you can do it without a jingle and try again.

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	oldestfrye 2023-05-15 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I'm something of an aunt figure, or I was before I was sent home for two decades. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2023-05-15 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	~~So you're just going to leave~~ What are your qualifications or some shit (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldestfrye 2023-05-15 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	~~Not as much as I'd li~~ I helped with Jacob's son for a few years when he was just a tiny thing, and I've helped care for numerous orphans under Brotherhood care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2023-05-15 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	What did you do with them? The kids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldestfrye 2023-05-15 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Fed them, clothed them, found them a place to sleep. Some of them stayed for the cause, some of them went on their way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2023-05-15 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	For what? Like, why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldestfrye 2023-05-16 01:16 am UTC (link)
	The Brotherhood protects people of the world against social injustice, abuses of power, terrorism, and enslavement, and we promote freedom and equality. We work in the dark to serve the light. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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