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Daud ([info]knifeofdunwall) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-05-15 07:58:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, critical role: vax'ildan, god of war: kratos, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: daud, ₴ inactive: fitz farseer, ₴ inactive: kate bishop, ₴ inactive: nancy wheeler

These new teenagers we have are terrible at crime. I had another attempted pickpocketing in New Asgard this morning, and it was the sloppiest damned lift I've seen in years. What are the thiefmakers teaching them these days? Go home, practice on the dummy with the bells until you can do it without a jingle and try again.


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[info]knifeofdunwall
2023-05-15 01:08 pm UTC (link)
Whoever it was, they got smacked on the wrist for their trouble and hopefully learned a lesson in picking victims.

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-15 01:45 pm UTC (link)
Well it couldn't be Diego, his skills are clearly superior.

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[info]knifeofdunwall
2023-05-15 01:53 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I see, you're starting something
Diego is a better pickpocket than Vax, eh?

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-15 02:07 pm UTC (link)
There's really only one way to find out.

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[info]knifeofdunwall
2023-05-15 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Tell them to find an easier target than me for the inevitable contest.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-15 02:38 pm UTC (link)
God finally you're actually cool for once.

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-15 02:45 pm UTC (link)
Does this mean I can babysit?

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-15 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Does lame older me let you?

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-15 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Yes. I'm something of an aunt figure, or I was before I was sent home for two decades.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-15 04:17 pm UTC (link)
So you're just going to leave

What are your qualifications or some shit

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-15 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Not as much as I'd li I helped with Jacob's son for a few years when he was just a tiny thing, and I've helped care for numerous orphans under Brotherhood care.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-15 04:48 pm UTC (link)
What did you do with them? The kids.

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-15 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Fed them, clothed them, found them a place to sleep. Some of them stayed for the cause, some of them went on their way.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-15 07:21 pm UTC (link)
For what? Like, why?

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-16 01:16 am UTC (link)
The Brotherhood protects people of the world against social injustice, abuses of power, terrorism, and enslavement, and we promote freedom and equality. We work in the dark to serve the light.

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[info]meleski
2023-05-15 06:14 pm UTC (link)
You are playing a dangerous game, Dame Frye.

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-15 06:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm a little bored.

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[info]meleski
2023-05-15 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Ah, you could have said something sooner. I would have offered to be the entertainment.

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-16 01:16 am UTC (link)
And what entertainment would that have been? Have you been making my brother s

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[info]meleski
2023-05-16 01:19 am UTC (link)
I am not going to tell you and give the surprise away. You will just need to ask the next time you are bored.

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-16 01:22 am UTC (link)
Well now we may never know, because I doubt this will last much longer.

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[info]meleski
2023-05-16 01:27 am UTC (link)
Wanting this to end is what I have hoped for the past several days, but nothing has changed. I'm concerned that we are all stuck in this place again and You can threaten me again if you'd like.

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-16 01:48 am UTC (link)
I'm tired and more interested in something a little more lighthearted than threats, if it's all the same.

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[info]meleski
2023-05-16 01:52 am UTC (link)
I have wine. And cards. That is the extent of my offerings.

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[info]oldestfrye
2023-05-16 02:03 am UTC (link)
I'll take both. The train?

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(no subject) - [info]meleski, 2023-05-16 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oldestfrye, 2023-05-16 02:57 am UTC

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