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Dr. Morgan Yu (whoareyu) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-04-18 07:44:00

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!: network post, critical role: ashton greymoore, critical role: fresh cut grass, voltron: lance alvarez, ₴ inactive: gretchen cutler, ₴ inactive: katou yue, ₴ inactive: kenzi malikov, ₴ inactive: morgan yu, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman, ₴ inactive: tyler lockwood

I have a project (Gretchen, you're going to help with this): recreating the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

According to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "The best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”

Now accepting suggestions on what the people think goes in that. My first thought was "lemonade and moonshine," but I feel like it also needs to taste good if it's the best drink in existence.

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awerewolf
2023-04-18 04:36 pm UTC (link)

Oh yeah, shit I remember that! I was here for like six months the first time and toward the end of it, the Snowglobe from hell thing hit. I think I got yeeted out of this universe like a month after you guys got out? So we didn't really get a chance to talk back then.

I only got back a little before this Interitus convergence thing. Proceeded to get a house dropped on me in the future, so that was pretty fun welcome back.

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	whoareyu 2023-04-18 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yikes, man. That's a hell of a time to return. But hey, welcome back to Vallo, and may we never have anything quite that shitty ever again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awerewolf 2023-04-18 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Kind of used to it. I've died a couple of times already, so it wasn't too much of a shock? Kind of gave my future bestie Fitz a heartattack though. But yeah, ditto on the good times rolling. I would like a day where it just rains paper money. No coins. I know how you work, Vallo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-04-18 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	You stay busy, huh? I've lost track of how many times I've died in very real-feeling simulations, but actual me hasn't done death yet. Which honestly I'm grateful for - once you get divided from the collective consciousness and spliced with human DNA, you start worrying about things like "do I have a soul?" and it just gets stressful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awerewolf 2023-04-18 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't kidding about Mystic Falls being all booze and death. Throw in a lot of supernatural hijinks and you got a CW show. What else are you? I know you said human, but spliced with what? Or is that too personal of a question to be asking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

whoareyu
2023-04-18 05:41 pm UTC (link)

CW shows are the ones that are crazy dramatic, right? We didn't have them in my world - my earth is just alternate enough from a lot of these that I'm missing a bunch of the pop culture references.

Nah, it's cool, I'm pretty open about it. My original species is called typhon, and while we come in a bunch of different physical forms with different abilities, we're all connected to one big mind. We shapeshift and connect psychically, and we're so different from humans that we didn't actually recognize humans as beings when we first came in contact with them. Alex Yu gave me a shot of Morgan Yu's DNA and memories to try to teach typhons to recognize humans as something other than general organic matter. So now I'm not really a typhon and not really human either, but I remember being both, sort of. A lot of it's patchy on both sides.

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	awerewolf 2023-04-18 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, that's the ones. We have pocket dimensions, hell dimensions, low key time traveling, immortal beings of all kinds, and lots of hunters. You'll find the rare human around, but they tend to be unnaturally good at staying alive beyond the bullshit. Oh man, so you're a Ripley Clone? But like, less Sigourney Weaver and more Tomorrow People? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	awerewolf 2023-04-18 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	...And I just realized I threw a whole bunch of pop culture references at you. My bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2023-04-18 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, sorry, I got nothing on any of those. The only reason I know Hitchhiker's Guide is that I found a copy of it in the dark snowglobe world. But it's cool, I'm slowly picking up a lot of alt-Earth stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awerewolf 2023-04-19 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Anyone doing movie nights around here? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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