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Tweak says, "He fell off the roof!"

serefin "tranavia's greatest idiot" meleski (meleski) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-02-02 09:03:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: vax'ildan, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, the umbrella academy: lila pitts, wicked saints: ostyia rabalska, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm

Hell of a time, yes? You are all welcome to the wine in the cellar for the foreseeable future, though it will need to be during the operating hours of the Underground.

But if you don't drink, like certain knife-throwing fathers-to-be that I know, you can go wish Vax a happy birthday before he forgets it's his birthday.

JACOB AND EVIE.

We can talk about it. Or we can continue to brush it under the rug and move on. I do think you know what my preference would be.

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	meleski 2023-02-02 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	For you, I will drink at least five. Do the fake ones offend you? The ones that taste like cocktails but there is no alcohol in them. And I do think so? We have to get Vax blisteringly drunk or my joke about forgetting doesn't work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2023-02-02 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	You're a real mate, cheers. I don't mind mocktails. Especially with a lot of whip cream and cherries. Better than sitting around with my thumb up my arse if there's going to be birthday drinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2023-02-02 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Then I will formally be in charge of supplying you with mocktails with whipped cream and cherries during the evening and having Diego bring them to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2023-02-02 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Good plan. He looks especially good carrying things for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2023-02-02 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	I will not ask what the other things are because I assume you would tell me and he might get righteously indignant at me for knowing. But I'll find other things for him to bring you during the evening. The more random the better, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2023-02-02 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you enjoyed making him indignant. Always seems to be the way you bond really. But I like plan b as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2023-02-02 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	I do, but perhaps I should give him a break. He's always complaining about his blood pressure and you are due soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2023-02-02 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Keep exercising him, pet. We have to make sure he lives a long cranky life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2023-02-02 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose I could nick something off him, and let him give chase. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2023-02-02 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, I'm starting to get actually fond of you now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2023-02-02 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	You will need to say that again, around Diego. That will certainly get a rise out of him. And, of course, for posterity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2023-02-02 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'll think about it. Just keep being good to us and I don't see it being a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2023-02-02 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	I have no intention of changing that. I did offer Diego extra hands if you need them after the tiny one is out. Not that I wouldn't provide it in the first place, but it felt appropriate to put it in writing somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2023-02-03 12:38 am UTC (link)
	That's incredible brave of you, kitten. Have your ever even held a baby? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2023-02-03 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I have seen others hold a baby. Does that count? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardcopy 2023-02-03 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Not in the slightest. But I've never held one either so I suppose we'll just see how this goes. The offer is welcome anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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