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serefin "tranavia's greatest idiot" meleski ([info]meleski) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-02-02 09:03:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: vax'ildan, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, the umbrella academy: lila pitts, wicked saints: ostyia rabalska, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm

Hell of a time, yes? You are all welcome to the wine in the cellar for the foreseeable future, though it will need to be during the operating hours of the Underground.

But if you don't drink, like certain knife-throwing fathers-to-be that I know, you can go wish Vax a happy birthday before he forgets it's his birthday.

JACOB AND EVIE.

We can talk about it. Or we can continue to brush it under the rug and move on. I do think you know what my preference would be.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 02:29 pm UTC (link)
It's too late. I've already forgotten. It's how I will remain forever in my twenties.

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[info]meleski
2023-02-02 02:49 pm UTC (link)
There are different ways to remain in your twenties. Sheer pretending works.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Pretend I made some quip about it being better than how I managed it back home right here, since I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to avoid making jokes like that on our birthday. Tomorrow, though, is fair game, because I will most absolutely be hungover as fuck and can say and do whatever I want in such a state.

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[info]meleski
2023-02-02 03:00 pm UTC (link)
Is that how it works? Being hungover allows you to get away with anything? Perhaps you could try and convince the others to let me do the same.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 03:15 pm UTC (link)
It's my birthday, so I get to make the rules.

Though, I guess it matters less when your partner can make potions to basically poof the hangover away. I have to squeeze in all my bad behavior before one is provided.

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[info]meleski
2023-02-02 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Hear me out, don't ask for the potion in order to keep the hangover, to say and do whatever you want, because you make the rules.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 03:27 pm UTC (link)
I like the way you think.

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[info]meleski
2023-02-02 03:28 pm UTC (link)
I do have good ideas every once and a while. Especially for one's birthday. It only comes once a year.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 05:53 pm UTC (link)
And especially momentous ones only come every handful of years, so might as well make the most.

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[info]meleski
2023-02-02 06:08 pm UTC (link)
See, you are learning how to exploit every birthday opportunity. I cannot even argue with you about it.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I'm real wise in my sage age, what can I say?

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[info]meleski
2023-02-02 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Surely, you are. But I also feel that if you said that to Diego he would punch you right in your sage face.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 07:45 pm UTC (link)
He can't do that. It's my birthday.

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[info]meleski
2023-02-02 08:01 pm UTC (link)
He would save it until tomorrow?

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 08:17 pm UTC (link)
That's for tomorrow's hungover Vax to worry about.

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[info]runechild
2023-02-02 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Ah, yes, but I propose you hear me out, we all have to live with 'I'm dying...but I was dead...so now I'm dying again...'

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[info]meleski
2023-02-02 03:53 pm UTC (link)
I assumed he would be safely tucked away with you by the time that happened.

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[info]runechild
2023-02-02 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Oh, well. And, unfortunately, Vax does tend to be rather adorable whilst pathetic.

I'll still keep hangover remedies at hand, just to be safe.

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[info]meleski
2023-02-02 03:57 pm UTC (link)
I will not stop you, but you do have to follow what he says. Birthday and all.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 05:55 pm UTC (link)
I would say that this is dangerous information to offer to me, but I already knew you thought my patheticness was cute.

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[info]runechild
2023-02-02 07:44 pm UTC (link)
You already know I think your everything is cute, use this information wisely.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I will absolutely not use this information for evil.

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[info]powpowpow
2023-02-02 04:19 pm UTC (link)
So the drawings the kids are making of you with a cane would be hitting a sore spot then? Good to know.

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[info]vax
2023-02-02 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Such betrayal from the kids. I should have known it.

Which, of course, means they'll all be hung in places of high honor.

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