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vax'ildan 🗡️🗡️🗡️ ([info]vax) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-01-10 10:13:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: shaun gilmore, critical role: vax'ildan, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, the umbrella academy: lila pitts, wicked saints: serefin meleski

I never thought I would say this (there are many things that I never thought I would say until Vallo, so I really ought to stop being surprised), but I think that a weekend's worth of relaxation with my glorious and handsome better half has been overturned this morning thanks to those mad mushrooms. I will be cleaning plant matter out of my hair for days, I can feel it.

Shaun, I'm afraid this means we need more time away once this is all taken care of. Alas.


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[info]secondumbrella
2023-01-10 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, no, I'm officially suspicious now.

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[info]hardcopy
2023-01-10 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Rude.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-01-10 10:08 pm UTC (link)
How is that rude! You're literally fucking like, oh wait a minute and then are like, false alarm? No fucking way!

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[info]hardcopy
2023-01-10 10:10 pm UTC (link)
It could have been a street cat or a car backfiring or something!

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-01-10 10:18 pm UTC (link)
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT COMPLETELY WAS NOT WAS IT

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[info]hardcopy
2023-01-10 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Your blood pressure must be horrifying. When was the last time you had a check up?

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-01-10 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Hell no, you've seen me, I'm in fucking fantastic shape.

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[info]hardcopy
2023-01-10 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Having an arse you can bounce a coin off of doesn't prevent heart disease, love.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-01-10 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Okay wait a second here, more fucking importantly is whether or not you're okay.

You know what, never mind, I'm coming back

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[info]hardcopy
2023-01-10 11:43 pm UTC (link)
I handled it, Diego. Must have just been a small straggler because there haven't been any others. You can come bury the body and give me a kiss though. Wait no, reverse that order. Kiss first, corpse second.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-01-11 01:28 am UTC (link)
The ass-kicking never fails to be incredibly hot, FYI. I'm going to go kill three after that though, just to be safe.

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[info]hardcopy
2023-01-11 01:45 am UTC (link)
Right back at you, handsome. Enjoy winning easily whilst you can. Those days are numbered.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-01-11 03:06 am UTC (link)
You got awhile to go before you get back into fighting shape. And even then. There's no rush.

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[info]hardcopy
2023-01-11 04:51 am UTC (link)
If you're expecting me to be a stay at home mom whilst you run around punching things, you are sadly mistaken.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-01-11 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, that's EXACTLY what I'm expecting, you know me!

All I'm saying is you don't have to push yourself to do anything. Literally the most fucking important thing is that you and our kid are good. That's it.

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[info]hardcopy
2023-01-12 02:31 am UTC (link)
Well. That's annoyingly sweet. Now I need to sit down and cry for a few minutes. Watch your back when you get over here. Please.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-01-12 02:51 am UTC (link)
I know, now I have to go kill a bunch of shit to make up for it. Be there soon.

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