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Tweak says, "Oh, you're versatile, then?"

lan zhan | lan wangji (忘机) (guqin) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-08-03 09:20:00

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I require assistance.

There is a small, dragon-like creature that is insistent upon the destruction of my private and sacred belongings. It breathes flame.

If this is your creature, please retrieve it immediately. It has defiled the tranquility of Cloud Recesses and my cultivation partner insists on memorializing the moment with photography.

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	guqin 2022-08-03 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. But we must wait an appropriate amount of time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2022-08-03 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	How much time is appropriate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guqin 2022-08-03 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	As long as Cloud Recesses stands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2022-08-03 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	This feels like a trick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guqin 2022-08-03 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	No. It is very destructive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2022-08-03 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	You should try and give it ice cream. That should get it to sit still and everyone likes ice cream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guqin 2022-08-03 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	No. After it eats something, it breathes fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2022-08-03 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	That is totes amazing. What does it like to eat so far? Do it's flames get bigger depending on what it eats?!?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guqin 2022-08-03 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	...goodbye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unicornsforall 2022-08-03 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	This is probably why he's setting your stuff on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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