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Tweak says, "I'll make you scream 'FROGGER'"

gideon nav (wedobones) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-05-05 20:37:00

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!: network post, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: gideon nav, ₴ inactive: kate bishop, ₴ inactive: vanya hargreeves, ₴ inactive: yasha nydoorin, ₴ inactive: yelena belova

[late at night]
I can't sleep because of how AWESOME I am, so instead let's play Harrowhark Nonegesimus's FAVORITE game: "Would You Rather". Despite the fetid bag's continuous insistence that she'd rather I shut up, she absolutely loved the chance to tell me how my logic was all fucky. So now, Vallo, it's your turn: Would you rather communicate only in emoji for a year or have everything - everything - smell like Nutella forever?

Choose wisely.

[ Filtered to Vanya ]
Have you've ever taken a vacation? I haven't. Disregarding the time I was dead I mean. I don't think it's quite the same thing.

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	hawkeve 2022-05-06 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I was going to say Nutella just so I could still talk and annoy Yelena, but forever or a year? Definitely emojis. It could work. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wedobones 2022-05-06 02:53 am UTC (link)
	And think of all the non-Nutella things that would suddenly be Nutella. Just… ugh. It feels like it’d get cloying fast. Welcome to team emoji. Not only are we cool, but we’re also right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-05-06 02:58 am UTC (link)
	🥰 Happy to be here. Some things are supposed to smell the way they smell as sort of a warning sign for our brains, too, I think - so there’s that. Everything smelling like Nutella could cause some problems. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2022-05-06 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Right! And since you’d smell it while eating… it’d bloody well ruin eating, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-05-06 03:10 am UTC (link)
	YEAH! God, what if all you want is a good steak and all you can smell is Nutella??? I’d need a feeding tube straight into my body to bypass smelling altogether. This is getting sad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2022-05-06 03:16 am UTC (link)
	No shit. I now know what I’m going to wish on my enemies when I’m feeling guilty for wishing death on them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-05-06 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Dude, this is definitely appropriate. Fate worse than death. Good choice for Would You Rather, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2022-05-06 03:24 am UTC (link)
	I plan to come up with more, eventually. Options to curdle the mind and confuse the senses! They’re only fun when they’re awful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-05-06 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Well, feel free to throw all your ideas at me. I’m enjoying the brain teasing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2022-05-06 03:33 am UTC (link)
	I’ll do just that. Something’s got to keep us sharp between traumas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-05-06 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	I guess it's either this or the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire video game. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wasrealtome 2022-05-06 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Kate Bishop, we should get matching phalange earrings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-05-06 03:23 am UTC (link)
	What?? Gross, why?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wasrealtome 2022-05-06 03:26 am UTC (link)
	It seems appropriate for our pirate crew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-05-06 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Ohhhh! Okay, yes, fine. But, like - fake ones? I’m not hanging real people bones from my ears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wasrealtome 2022-05-06 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Why are you being boring? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-05-06 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I’m not being boring, I’m being sanitary. And respectful! Do you think dead people would appreciate their phalanges being detached and used as earrings? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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