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Tweak says, "Pantaloons!"

ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛᴏ (messofhangups) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-04-26 08:28:00

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!: network post, critical role: essek thelyss, ₴ inactive: gladio amicitia, ₴ inactive: lizzie saltzman, ₴ inactive: noctis lucis caelum (2), ₴ inactive: prompto argentum (2), ₴ inactive: rosalind walker, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman, ₴ inactive: sophie deveraux, ₴ inactive: thurvishar d'lorus

Raise your hand if all of your boyfriends officially have better facial hair than you. And one of them is a vegetarian pacifist now.

✋🏼😭

What is going on and who do we file complaints to?

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	messofhangups 2022-04-26 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	My point stands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	I could give you a shave, you know. Oh but also I believe I'm supposed to put this ✋🏼 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	messofhangups 2022-04-26 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	My ego can't take it, you might just have to. I feel like we need to confiscate the weed until we get some answers. I don't even know where he could have pulled it out from. 🤔 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	You missed when our Noctis looked older. It was criminal. I don't think he has anymore answers than we do, love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	messofhangups 2022-04-26 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	So he was stupid hot then too? One week without crap would be nice. What do we do, Igs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	Very much so. He ages well. I know. I think we just might have to weather this, though I'm going to feed him while I have the chance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	messofhangups 2022-04-26 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	Unsurprised, he's got hot genes. I think the veggie dishes you make taste best when it's accompanied by his whining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Did you just reference the "hotness" of King Regis? I agree, but I'm still not going to let him live on cheetos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	messofhangups 2022-04-26 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Um. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm saving this one for the right moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	messofhangups 2022-04-26 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Listen, I HAVE EYES. And you do too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	I can honestly say I never found King Regis attractive, though I am enjoying the look on Gladio's face at this conversation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	messofhangups 2022-04-26 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Objectively! He's got that DILF thing going on! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	What does "DILF" stand for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	messofhangups 2022-04-26 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	Um. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	ex_cupnoods206 2022-04-26 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	This is a banned topic, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	messofhangups 2022-04-26 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Freedom of speech! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	veggiehater 2022-04-26 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Are you the one making the apartment smell good? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	That would be me, yes. Ignis. How do you feel about quiche? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veggiehater 2022-04-26 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Hey that's a cool name. Got a good vibe. Honestly? I can't remember. I was like 15 when the zombies came and I've been eating canned veggies and raw stuff mostly the last ten years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Why thank you. Berkeley is an interesting one as well. Well that won't do. I'll make an assortment, you tell me what your favorites are. Aside from meat, do you have any other hard no's? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veggiehater 2022-04-26 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, dude. Picked it myself. Not really? Anything is a step up from canned green beans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	A good choice. I'll spare you any canned vegetables so long as I'm cooking for you, I promise you that. We came from our own version of an apocalypse, there was a great deal of canned goods there too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veggiehater 2022-04-26 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, man. You are a real hero. Are you guys really sure there aren't any zombies? The t-800s are getting smarter, they could be hiding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushonward 2022-04-26 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	We're sure, but I admit I don't know what a t-800 is. Your zombies have designations? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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